I gotta think she wasn't so happy with how the latest evening turned out, either, even if she thinks the kid is perfect. I'd say have a talk with her in a way that makes it seem it's in her own interest to not bring the child, like "It's amazing how fast the kid is growing, especially when I only see him every few…

Hey everyone! My partner of 7 years and I were married today! My parents flew down to join us and it was a beautiful day. We're legal!

I'll take this. A hot dude, reading in a bathtub. Clean, and literate. And the best part, not on public transportation yeah!

I feel this is worth bringing up again.

My husband didn't propose on vday, but that's our real anniversary, wayyyyy back when we first became a couple. Which was awkward as hell because neither of us knew what to do; if we should acknowledge the occasion or what, because we'd just effectively become a couple around midnight the 13th (ah, college). So he…

I was too late to the other discussions so my comment won't get seen.
Blah blah blah, I'm truly sad about Stewart leaving. I'm not going to say anything original about that.
This is what I want people to read: Comedy Central needs to pony up the fucking cash and replace him with Tina Fey! She is the only person with…

Go on a boat ride in False Creek on the the Aqua Bus or False Creek Ferries. It's about $8. A cheap way to get to the other side of the sea wall and enjoy the beautiful views at the same time. Get some gelato for your walk around the sea wall from Bella Gelateria. Their gelato consistently wins top prize at contests…

Walking the seawall is very relaxing, and then you can head to the Mount Pleasant neighbourhood for good coffee. If you are going near Granville Island, there is a little sushi place close by that is SO so good: SushiVan, right across the street from Chapters. If you are near Gastown, check out Nuba for Lebanese,…

I just really wanted to post about how SUPER SERIOUSLY happy it made me that Jezebel started following me last week! I'm so glad to be out of the grey.

Thank you! Here's one picture for now.

So this week I had all the testing done on my throat with the fun tube. Just FYI - 15 minutes of being poked in the sinuses with a tube is not a good time. But I found out that I probably don't have GERD after all (despite having been treated for it for years) and instead have no ability to swallow food. There was no…

I'm on almost week 3 of maternity leave and I'm soooooo bored!!! And I'm also a human pacifier to this little girl

Good evening, Jezzies! I hope everyone is having a great weekend.

I sometimes wonder how many women actually have eating disorders and if I do, but it's just soooooo normalized that we don't even realize it? I'm not talking about throwing up or starving yourself, the very clear and dangerous sorts, but just the sort that is constantly denying, worrying, judging...but we've been…

I'm sooo sick of caring what I look like, but always feel judged and am up-and-downed constantly at the office. I work at a NYC ad agency and everyone cares what you look like. It's fucking exhausting. And women are the worst with the up-and-downing because they're the ones constantly comparing themselves to other…

When I was 13, my school did some kind of Chinese festival thing. To really get in the spirit of things, my friends and I decided to do heavy black eyeliner to like...make our eyes look more angular? Not intentionally racist, but definitely racist in hindsight. The (other) problem was, I decided that was a super great…

I'm really grateful for this open, anonymous space right now. This week I was diagnosed with OCD. I don't have too many rituals, but I have "intrusive thoughts" like crazy. I'm so anxious and high strung because of them all the time and as it's also exam time (I'm in grad school) so I have to keep reminding myself…

Hey he made it further than the guy who came before even opening the condom. He had an amazing Russian accent and he says to me "give it a kiss" while I had his balls in my hand. I moved my hand, and that was it. I got a handful. I tried not to laugh. I decided instead that this happened because he had been giving me…

As a college freshman I thought I was hot shit going after a senior RA the first week on campus. I wasn't even attracted to him, but was swept up by all that authority. Oh, the power! One thing led to another, and when things began to get hot and heavy he bent his lips into my ear. My mind raced with excitement. …

Since masturbation is solo sex, I'm going to pick myself. Truth be told, I'm kind of crap at it, and I've given myself friction burns trying to get off before.