Hey he made it further than the guy who came before even opening the condom. He had an amazing Russian accent and he says to me "give it a kiss" while I had his balls in my hand. I moved my hand, and that was it. I got a handful. I tried not to laugh. I decided instead that this happened because he had been giving me…

As a college freshman I thought I was hot shit going after a senior RA the first week on campus. I wasn't even attracted to him, but was swept up by all that authority. Oh, the power! One thing led to another, and when things began to get hot and heavy he bent his lips into my ear. My mind raced with excitement. …

Since masturbation is solo sex, I'm going to pick myself. Truth be told, I'm kind of crap at it, and I've given myself friction burns trying to get off before.

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

A pox on your questions. Down with love. Having just been dumped I'm finding the only thing I can do to distract myself is old episodes of Law and Order SVU. The only in love couples on that show are murdered/maimed/suffering from semen in the ear and anal contusions.

My sister in law called me up before my wedding to her brother and asked me to explain what right we thought we had to get married in a church. Told her I wasn't going to have that talk then kicked her out of the wedding party. Good decision.

the fact that he cooked the fish first only further proves what an idiot he is. just ugh.

I always thought I'd be one of those crotchety people who complained about people posting baby pictures on Facebook once my Facebook friends started having babies. It turns out that I'd much rather look at pictures of people's babies/toddlers/children than I would at their discussions of current events. I suppose it…

A couple days ago, my husband told me he sprayed some stuff next to the bed to keep the dogs from peeing over there and felt bad because it smells awful. Yeah he sprayed attractant that's used to teach dogs where you want them to pee. He bought it to teach our chihuahua to use her potty patch a few months ago and…

One night as a senior in high school I was high as a kite with a group of attractive men. As the night wore on I started making out with one of them and almost immediately started to have trouble breathing.

Man, I was with a guy who complained that his dick was too big for a condom. I refused to have sex with him. I wish I would have been bitchy enough to be like, "Nah, playa, your dick is like maybe average. Maybe your problem is that it's uncomfortable bc the condom doesn't fit snugly enough." Men do realize that sex…

I don't know I feel like condoms are kind of comfortable, it feels snug and cozy while protected. It's as if Jesus himself has his hands on my penis and is right behind me saying "Don't worry I got you bro".

You know, even the good ones (And my husband is one of the good ones, truly shares in all household tasks. etc.) just don't see what we see because we have been socialized to see it. For example, my husband cooks and cleans up and is generally great at both but NEVER seems to notice how gross the sink is and that it…

Well, duh, it's early because if the models aren't in the middle of a back bend they might accidentally photograph a woman with the skin on her stomach folding over itself. Women's stomach's are perfectly flat surfaces that never crease or fold. In the bikini modeling world any crease of flesh (even taught skin over…

Today was my first normal Saturday after leaving my abusive and controlling husband. It's been a little over a week since I left....and I feel absolutely amazing. I have no regrets and this feeling of freedom is incredible! I'm free! I'm free! I can do what I want without feeling like I am walking on eggshells…

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

Found an article in Fitness Magazine (so you know it's legit) and will follow their 10 All-Natural Ways To Stay Young. They were not vagina specific tips but it's probably the same basic principles as keeping your overall body youthful so I'll try applying them to my genits.

Not bonkers. Can relate.

Okay...I never put two separate comment threads on an article, but I have to this time.

Ok, you want to know why you'll regret it? I'll tell you. Once I went to a Christmas party and stole several people's drink tickets and had to be cut off and then I danced so hard and so fast—a horrifying mixture of tap and what I would call "modern hip-hop"—that I ended up throwing up in public.