I mean, I have occasionally been pretty turned on by various acts of sportz or physical prowess (e.g. Joe Hart diving to block shots in the goalbox is unrelated to sex but still ignites a fire in my loins). I was incredibly turned on by BallsMcGee before we started dating when he opened non-twist off beer bottles with…

I kind of wish this were a series: Lindy West Ruins Movies!

I'm not even halfway done but I can tell you right now I've never laughed so hard at a movie review in my life. BLESS YOU, LINDY WEST.

Depends on the parent. As a single father of two girls (one teen, one almost teen) I am well aware of the fact they will be having sex at some point. You can't bury your head in the sand and pretend it won't happen, so instead you do a few other things.

Based on my knowledge (pop culture, anecdotal evidence, no direct experience of my own) I would guess that most parents would be having not good thoughts about their progeny having sex ever.

Concise and engaging essay. Might we expect more from Ms. Knox on Jezebel?

I just ended things with him, through text. He keeps texting asking him to give him some credit. Pretty funny, actually.
I just wanted it not to be true, so bad, that I kept making excuses for him myself.

Isha that picture is the best description ever :))

Dal makhani forever and ever. And tadka dal.

You are fucked if you do and if you don't. It's a hot mess - for thin women, for fat women, for anyone. People need to quit Dr. Ozzing other people. I'm fat. And female. And vegan. On many occasions I eat Gwyneth-type stuff.

1. I try to eat like this most of the time and it IS more work and it IS more money. But, I've always found it unfair for people to get angry and blame Gwyneth et al for the fact that we've all contributed to making the most basic, foundational thing we should do for ourselves too complicated and expensive.

Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?

It's not available in my country. I am disappoint.

Any country that lists baseball as its national pastime doesn't get to bitch about how boring soccer is.

I had a dress almost identical to this one in the 60s. Bring back Peter Pan collars!

I don't think she's making the men look silly or dumb at all.

I know I'm not supposed to, and don't tell my future children I said this, but I think she looks really cool in all of those photos, as do the men.

Today's random fact: the chemical that makes beets taste earthy is the same one that causes that smell after rain.

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

I'd really just like for me to like my body.