Great set up - but you fluffed the landing.

Well, it’s not quite a mop, and it’s not quite a puppet, but maaaaannnnn....so to answer your question, I don’t know.

I loved that show. It got the characterisations exactly right. Kermit’s stress over his staff’s conduct was wonderful. And Uncle Deadly as Miss Piggy’s wardrobe man was positively delicious.

Except it really, really isn’t. I’ll admit there are some solid jokes going on, but it just wasn’t The Muppets, it didn’t have the anarchic, vaudevillain, batshit insane energy the Muppets should have. Where were the random explosions? Where were the absurd one off jokes? The fourth wall breaking meta humor? The…

Cats!

I get so upset inside when I see parents taking very small children (or babies) to Claire’s for piercings.

In my defense, it’s not like I knew about tattoo parlors when I was in fourth grade, nor would anyone have taken me to one to get my ears pierced.

So I guess this is my chance to rant.

Has it changed? Or is it exactly the same?

your mention of a yin yang necklace brought back a distinct memory of Claire’s, which also involved mood rings <3

I went into a Clarie’s late last year with my niece and the sole employee behind the counter was crying and screaming into her phone.

I think my first ever official tween girl outing to the mall, we were on a mission to buy yin yang and/or peace sign necklaces at Claire’s followed by lunch at Sbarro and dessert in the form of a giant jawbreaker from the Sweet Factory. Best $20 I’d ever spent at that point.

Rabbits fuck up so much our yard and our neighborhood, maybe this movie will trigger some WOKE motherfuckers TO GET MEDIEVAL ON THOSE HIPPITTY-HOPS

2Peter 2Rabbit: Hunting Season- This Time It’s Personal

ONE HOBO PER KID PER MONTH THIS ISNT DISNEYLAND!!!

Conservatives are allergic to facts.

 Oversensitivity is America has reached tragic proportions.

This is just the latest example in a long line of despicable, anti-human actions taken by rabbits!

Kudos to whoever figured out the problem with the story Peter Rabbit was that he wasn’t edgy enough.