People still work with Roman Polanski and Woody Allen. I would say Kevin has a shot at redemption.

Yep. He thinks this will all blow over in a couple of years. And you know what? It might. Because the world is garbage.

Nick Jonas is very much into older women and I am very much into Nick Jonas.

The mental gymnastics that must be required in order to make that statement to a reporter are staggering to contemplate. Did he really think that anyone would think “a doctor told me a spanking from her boss would help her anxiety” actually fucking happened?!

i was going to go there if nobody else did.

Millennial Comb-Over Level 10:

What about Peter Paul and Mary?

One might even say his omission was appalling.

If you read this article in obverse, you’ll hear that Paul is alive.

There is also Paul the Apostle. Born “Saul” in Tarsus, Paul never actually met Jesus and was, in fact, the biggest asshole of all the apostles. In fact, his conversion only served to transform him from a gaping asshole to a raging asshole.

What about Peter Paul and David Paul, the Barbarian Brothers?

The most iconic Paul:

False: We actually have laws for incidents involving one person convincing another person to commit murder. It’s still murder. Fuck off.

I fail to follow your logic here. How is the swatter not a murderer?

I’m so sick of hearing about the police murdering compliant people in total absence of wrongdoing. I’m even sicker of the fact that they get away with it.

Yup. Swatting someone is no different than hiring an assassin to kill someone. Whatever the consequences end up being, they’re at fault.

trigger happy police, this would never happen in europe. Better trained officers

“I didn’t get anyone killed because I didn’t discharge a weapon, and because...”

No.

Fuck you.

If you made that call, you are at fault, full stop.

It’s a fucking video game. Get your shit together and be a decent human being, or see yourself into the care of those who will prevent you from harming others over your tiny…

Bull.

So a guy is now dead over half the price of a small coffee and the people actually responsible are all washing their hands of it because they don’t understand how consequences work?