What about Kate Hudson?

Thanks for letting me know! I had no idea. Actually, I didn't know altar kids were used at funerals or weddings either for that matter. My knowledge of the workings of the Catholic Church is very little.

OK clearly I have no idea what altar children actually do or what it entails. You got paid to do weddings and funerals? I thought you were only paid in honour?

Sadly, exactly like that.

It's what our entire system has been relying on so far,, apparently. :/

I hear you, but would a female relative newcomer who is currently bringing in the bank, e.g. Jennifer Lawrence, be paid less than a high profile Oscar winning male who has done less work in the same period? I am doubtful. Extremely doubtful.

Well, my mom bought her two cats beds in an attempt to keep them off her new couch and they absolutely hated them. She tried repeatedly to get them to hang out in them and they adamantly refused, as cats are wont to do, and instead kept insisting on getting on up all over her couch. So she started laying them out on…

The cat probably has her own bed that she uses as a litter box. That is how cats roll.

I can't say this is the grossest story I have ever heard, but it certainly sounds like a huge pain in the ass.

For the modern, on the go woman. ;)

It's pretty remarkable. I have no idea where you would wear it though.

I need to know the story behind that red dress! That is wild.

Awww, well thanks. I always feel like I am phoning it in, but really, I am just accepting reality. I am actually a really good gift giver, so those who know me, know not to be deceived by the flash and glamour of the outside packaging (or lack thereof). Or so I hope. ;)

I LOVE this. It looks absolutely fabulous. Well done.

Sorry, yes, that was an exaggeration on my part.

Oh man this is great.

I remember reading about this when it originally aired and being extremely disgusted and this brought it all back. The combination of the bikini I am sure she was forced to wear and the blatant sexual harassment is too much to take. I am guessing the camera operator agreed.

And did you see the look on his face when they finally cut away from the segment? Like, what the fuck is your problem? GEEZ. PFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

It could also in response to whatever the child did to deserve the punishment, i.e. the child humiliated someone and so, in turn, the child experiences some humiliation.

You've just made me realize that in all my extensive planning, i.e. show up at the hospital, I have not yet considered what my first meal will be. It seems only fair that I can leverage my birthing experience and ask my mom to make me lasagna, no? Thank you for this. Now I am ready.