This interview was incredible in the level of implausibility that Andy Pandy’s excuses hit. And, it only took a relationship with a paedophile for something not lightly fawning over the royals to appear on Jezebel. Hurrah! Can we stop pretending they’re of any use now?

Hillary has made all sorts of missteps, no question there. She won the popular vote (feels like this needs to be mentioned every time), but her campaign strategy was dumb to practically ignore Wisconsin and Michigan so here we are. She would have been a great President, but here we are.

Thank fuck. I never understood the appeal beyond we are supposed to worship very thin girls/women.

Oh no there were even better moments. Courtesy of the Guardian:

I was following the interview via the BBC live blog and the amount of astonishing moments was just difficult to even comprehend at a certain point.

Meghan is an American, Jeffrey Epstein is an American.

It’s just that I’m a WAR HERO! I couldn’t have had sex with an under-aged girl, there was a shot fired somewhere in the vicinity of where I was!

Due to a personal connection I’m 2 degrees of separation from Fergie and there’s a reason they call them “The Firm”. They will protect Andrew til the ends of the earth. 100%

And he sweats now though. 

The rich and powerful are literally programmed differently than you or I. This programming crosses national borders:

Watch the British tabloids make this Meghan’s fault.

Why did he do the interview? Easy answer.

It’s very good! And today marks season 3 and Olivia Colman as the Queen. Episode 2 is literally called Margaretology and HBC plays Margaret... I’m a huge Crown nerd. :) 

Agreed! I’d rather discuss season 3 of The Crown and Helena Bonham Carter as Princess Margaret and how I’m already planning on buying a cigarette holder to hold my jays. I’m only on episode 3 and already I can’t go another day without a cigarette holder.

VS didn’t change with the times. VS models are now skinnier than ever. That aesthetic has gone they way of the past. VS as a brand is dying so the models were bound to die out too. 

That’s funny.

Plus Jack was going to start the Pussy Posse of its day.

The relationship was never going to last, and that just seemed like the least awkward way to break it off.

I find it hard to disbelieve that Kelli & George think they’re playing some deep game that will position the two of them for money and power after Frump falls.  Like all their kind; including Frump; they don’t understand that they aren’t the smartest people in the room and many, many people see right through the B.S.

Poor little cuck, that Kellyanne. She can’t handle the fact that her husband is right and she supports the losing lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people, so of course she does everything she can to distract from the fact that her client is going to be impeached and probably will go to jail.