Yeah, this is all fun and games and meme and lulz and feels. For now.

But let’s say it does in fact “come home” and England becomes a feel-good story. “Wow, they haven’t won in over 50 years not to mention all the heartache and disappointment along the way, good on them!” they’ll say, and then more memes will arise for…

This is the best one.

Especially since the LC is much more unique looking than the BMW is. 

I daily drive a Mustang GT. The fuel economy isn’t terrible on highway driving — I’ve gotten over 30 mpg on a tank twice, but regularly it’s about 25-ish mpg on pure highway driving. City driving can be abysmal, however. I have gotten as low as 7 mpg on tanks of pure city driving — caveat on that being that I live in…

I know it’s not easy, but damn that was boring. Maybe it was the presenters but I had to stop and just watch them later so that I could fast forward.

You guys had arguably the best player of all time on your team for 11 seasons and managed to win one championship. This year James single-handedly carried a team that barely should have made the playoffs all the way to the finals.  James has done right by Cleveland and to say that he owes the fans anything more is…

Lebron does not owe Cleveland fans any further explanation than he’s already given. 

People acting like the NBA regular season suddenly doesn’t matter. Has it ever mattered except for injuries (avoiding them) and maybe home court advantage for the top two seeds in each conference? One or two seeds nearly always win; three seeds have won a handful of times. And the most talented team—which is another…

It struck me last night that this is what it must feel like to live in Europe, love basketball, and get ready for the summer Olympics.

Why would anyone invest any time and energy into the NBA next season, unless you hate yourself.

None of them are even likable, which makes it worse! As you said, Kevin Durant is 10000000% the police, Boogie is an asshole who wants to fistfight every ref, Draymond is an asshole who wants to fistfight and dick kick every ref and player, Klay is a huge herb, and Steve Kerr visibly doesn’t give a shit about coaching…

At this point, just fuck everything.  I hope the Warriors find a way to trade for Leonard and win every single game and absolutely crush Lebron and turn the last remaining years of his career into a constant joke of being pummelled by this stupid fucking team.  I hope this, not just to spite Lebron, but because this…

NBA: La Liga

Oh come on. We get a post about Phil Kessel’s dog but we don’t even get one where I can point and laugh at Islanders fans? 

And as a fan, I can tell you that it is utterly worthless, and they’re just trying to seem like super patriots for the flag humpers out there in America.

As someone who isn’t a fan of the NBA, a legitimate question for those that are.

The talk is most teams were trying to get 2-3 year deals with him at the bargain rate (in the $7-9M per season range), which he’d be foolish to take if he really can return to form. Taking this partial pay cut for one season in order to potentially make significantly more every season after is well worth it.

requesting permission to scream

god damnit. basketball is so fucking dumb now

Ok, this is just getting fucking dumb.