I’d totally vote for Lord Buckethead if I had the opportunity. You know, if I wasn’t an American and all. Oh well.

The best approximation I’ve come up with is “people were sad and frustrated, so they voted for a clown because at least he was entertaining. They slowly realized that the random presence of a clown in your life is fucking terrifying, but by that time he’d collapsed the balance of powers and it took a long time to…

Hercule Poirot has a head shaped like an egg. Everyone knows this.

I prefer China netziens’ name for him: Kim Fatman the Third.

“Obviously, I’ve done a lot of soul searching over the past few months and I’ve come to a conclusion: I’ve realized that I’m really, really important.”

I thought this might be the case as I was typing the inquiry. I assume (hope) a more serious emergency wouldn’t wait it out

Hoodsie cups.

She could have! She could have left years ago, for all we know - one thing we DO know is that Scientology doesn’t really care if you leave as long as you shut the fuck up about it, so this to me looks a lot like a woman who would like to continue talking to her family even after she’s left her hometown.

Lay off Moss and Scientology, for the following reasons:

I remember the NYT had a particularly insane dial on their front page that went from an almost 100% Clinton win to Trump. I kept flicking back and forth between the NYT and 538, so never got carried away by the overblown prediction because 538 was there, inching point by point in the wrong direction but at a…

Didn’t Nate Silver say that Hillary would win?

Oh, so YOU’RE the only other person who’s watched that movie. (TENNANT AND KELLY FOREVER!!)

Ah, you’re not even fun to spar with - and here I thought you were going for absurd. No wonder you thought it worthwhile to critique a cat video.

I don’t know, have we done away with the filibuster? I may be filibustering.

Unknown. We’re bombing Syria, have a racist Molotov orange asPresident and are arguing over cat videos. Who among us can truly be “okay” under such circumstances?

It’s a 90 second video about a mutant cat. If you didn’t like it, good news: your investment was negligible.

Do the classic Pimms: Pimms, Sprite, slice of lime. All of this fucking about with fruit and champagne is nonsense.

The flashing lights aren’t in the right place, in this case. There’s a system of crosswalks near where I work, and they’ve mounted a set of poles on either side of the crosswalk. You need to walk between those two poles to get onto the road, and when it’s safe to use the crosswalk, hip-height sensors embedded into the…

I think you’re spot on with this guess, I had the same thought. And yet we still watch, because goddamn they’re addicting.

My guess would be that the season finale involves her being framed for her husband’s murder