Remind me not to pitch you for sponsorship....

Can’t wait to use the term “balls out” in conversation on a regular basis.

...a Hawaiian snack bar at that.

Challenge accepted.

Housing prices closer into DC have gotten so staggeringly high that a lot of people have no choice but to live farther out and commute in. So, it’s either go broke with commuting costs or go broke with housing costs, but at least in the suburbs where you’re broke you can have a little bit of elbow room and quiet.

In Ontario, Canada the penalties for operating your phone while driving were recently upped. I don’t know how well it’s enforced, but the hefty fine and road-side suspension were enough to keep my friends that I was visiting there from touching their phones.

They didn’t call this one, “The F8 of the Furious,” so they will skip your pun too. They’re idiots.

Illinois. Last time I was in court at least 50% of my fellow defendants where in there for using a phone while driving. I’ve known 3 people that got ticketed for it (and the fine is insane). I don’t even like to leave the thing visible plugged into the charger any more.

Here’s my idea for a Bond film. In the latest installment, the new Bond discovers that a man named James Bond (played by Sean Connery) has been assassinated. And then another (George Lazenby) is offed, and then another and another. He comes to find out there have been multiple James Bonds, and that he is just the…

Yep. Forget spending tens of millions on a new stadium that’ll be used once, let’s just toss up some bleachers and call that good enough.

That 944 was doing fine until the jerk in the forklift swamped it with a giant wave.

One seat is for your girlfriend. The other seat is for your other girlfriend.

Oh man I love when that happens. I found an entire set of Porsche wheels last time I went to a race. Awesome.

...but smartwatches

“Who can’t bend down to pick things up off the floor? Why do you even need nightstands?”

Whenever I’m off-roading, I always think to myself, “man, I wish my seats were white.”

So ? What’s the matter with suburbs ? (that is, as long as you live outside of actual elitist locations like NYC). A 200 to 300 mi range on an electric car would suit my commute just fine with plenty left over.

The only thing I got out of this article is the fact that you blurred out a dog’s genitalia. So fucking strange.

It seems so minute, but this article is one of the most informative I’ve read in a while. Thanks for taking the time to figure out about the frit band