Jenna: “Once Trump got elected, I was like, I’m going to be here—and comments I got from other people in my life that voted for him, like ‘I don’t understand why you’re even going, it’s not like you can change the presidency.’ And I was like, okay, thank you, because now I know for sure that I’m going.”

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas...

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

Listen, bitchlette, he didn’t have to run for president. He could have gone on with his businesses, making deals, not paying his taxes, not paying his bills, living in his gilded bubble, and doing whatever it is he does to stay in the news. He chose to run for president. He chose to channel Greg Stillson to gain…

The language of the sycophantic women around him is just bizarre. Kellyanne says he’s settling for the presidency, and Omarosa says everyone who was against him will “bow down before him.”

Nice. As an aside, I am currently sitting across from two coworkers that have nothing but bitch about Obama for the past eight years mutter to each other about how “he’s our President now and people need to get over it.”

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

Trump’s note 4 years from now:

Those little striped socks touch my heart for some reason.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

He’s a bit of a mixed bag. Was arrested for protesting apartheid in S Africa but was criticized by SCLC for being silent on issues like black voter disenfranchisement in Florida during the 2000 election. You’re thinking of Bernice, his sister.

reading these comments is making my dyke heart vicious. teehee heeehee he must be gay because xyz.

I feel like I’m wearing a tin-foil hat here, but here goes: something in the meeting is leading the dems to think Comey himself is compromised at this point.

Good lord but conservatives are whiny. Do you need a safe space from the liberals?

fave joke thus far:

I’m worn out trying to explain to people on the twitbox why #PEEOTUS and #GOLDENSHOWERS are trending.

She was too masculine! She was too feminine! She was too aggressive and harsh! She was too frail! She was too progressive! She was too moderate! She was too incompetent! She was a diabolical mastermind! She was stiff, rigid, uptight! She was going to keel over at any moment!

No, but you don’t understand, you see! Hillary is a corporate shill that abandoned the American people to the status quo and if only she and the DNC saw the blinding, white, male light then the world would be a better place! She didn’t rail hard enough! She wasn’t Elizabeth Warren! She didn’t force the electors hands!…

Literally no one worked harder and more directly to prevent “all this Trump bullshit” than Hillary Clinton.