If 20 toddlers in the Northeastern United States can be shot to literal pieces, and their parents are being told their children never actually existed and it was A ploy for Obama to take away their guns, the victims of Aleppo will never be believed either.

Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

I think w was a terrible president but I don’t think he was a bad man. I think he was a rich, party boy way over his head surrounded by the axis of evil. If he owned like a car dealership I could see him bringing his employees doughnuts on Fridays. Donald is a fundamentally bad person. I seriously don’t think he was…

Angry black woman = bad

Suck it up!!! unless your person wins, at which point we’re going to demand his birth certificate and blockade anything and everything that he ever proposes, even if it directly affects us negatively....and after 8 years of that, howl that he got nothing done, and let’s repeal the few things he has managed to ram…

Isn’t it fun that liberals get the narrative “Be a grown up and accept the results, and also be nice to all the Trump supporters- it’s your elitism that alienated them in the first place”, while conservatives get “PC culture is over! Say whatever you want when you want! Fuck those libtards!” Good times, yall.

Hmm. I think Scott Baio might be lying about his assault. How do we know if he just wants attention? What was he wearing at the time? Perhaps he’s too ugly to be assaulted? This seems suspect to me.

I never knew what that “7 Years” song was called, but it plays every time I’m at the gym, and I hate it. Who the fuck tells their eleven-year-old to go out and find a wife or he’s gonna be lonely?

Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a cafe in Berlin in 1935. “Herr Altmann,” said his secretary, “You’re reading Der Stürmer! I can’t understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?”

I always feel so sad when I hear that. Because the tolerance of liberals is for things that are intrinsic to people—their gender, their sexual orientation, the color of their skin, their deep spiritual beliefs about the very nature of the universe and its higher powers. What these people are saying when they say, “Why…

White Man Rule No. 4: If you can’t have something, ruin it for everyone else.

I am so tired of republicans.

Interesting takeaway from this election cycle: Turns out that the GOP, the party that routinely wraps itself in the American flag and the Constitution, not really all that interested in democracy.

Wow. Weird, he didn’t even mock her medical condition.

Agreed. Nothing he says at these makes me nearly as angry as the fact that he’s going on a medieval-style Grand Progress instead of, idk, getting ready to do the job he’s just been elected to do. Bragging over any actual work, I guess.

The problem is less what he says at these stupid fucking rallies than the fact that he’s having them at all.

required people to use the bathroom on their birth certificates

huge fields of curly fries

Does Trump think leaning forward is slimming or something? Because he’s always doing that and it looks super awkward. Like he shit his pants.