giuliani? more like, ghouliani - right?

I swear to God, if I hear one more person whine about how Hillary didn’t live up to their “oh-I’m-so-special-and-couldn’t-betray-my-values” standards I am literally going to scream. I am more angry at them than for the people who actually voted for Trump.

Prepare for someone to earnestly explain how this is all her fault with bonus Bernie would have won guarantees.

I just feel actively bad all the time

They cling to their guns and religion and we end up with a circus peanut for President.

Here’s an idea...

Lukas Graham is like non-fat plain yogurt. It sounds like everything you’ve ever heard, and yet nothing, at the same time. (And generally, I loathe 21 Pilots but man, I do like Heathens. Please forgive me)

You guys need to really stop thinking Bernie would have won. He didn’t do well with sections of the Democratic base, ie people of color. Going by votes in the primary it wasn’t even close.

And as dispassionately as I can muster, you’re a fucking idiot. Trump is about to appoint the brain-dead, anti-gay, anti-welfare loon Ben Carson to HUD, overseeing tens of millions of people in public housing, and he’s not even the worst of it. Absolute lunatics are taking control of the federal government, millions…

If you can decorate, you can be minister of interior .

That was the past, man. You’re living in the present – 2016 – where the future moves backwards.

My favourite is the one who somehow thought Trump would solve the wage gap?! Even if you buy into his “I love women. Women are tremendous” bullshit, was I asleep when he acknowledged the wage gap?

I, for one, am shocked, shocked to find that Trump is a lying con man. Nobody could possibly have known.

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

So let’s imagine I got hired for a job. I interviewed, it went well enough, and I got offered the position. “You can start in two weeks! Welcome to the team!” Imagine in that two weeks, I ran over my new boss’s dog, set the office on fire, slept with my colleague’s wife, and sold some insider knowledge to my new…

My partner is convinced that all his claims of rigged elections during the campaign were a ruse to get Hillary Clinton to agree to accept the results, because he knew that the election was being rigged in his own favor somehow.

There is plenty of reason to doubt the validity of the election in which the person who won lost by over 2.5 million people.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Why even bother?!!?!?!?! Seriously, what is he so afraid of?