“JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! *runs into bedroom, slams door, cranks up music*

Hey, but at least we kept that bitch Killary outta office, amirite folks?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME TRUMP VOTERS

Trump is the Voltron of everything they hated about past Democratic presidential candidates:

Well, if I have another miscarriage I’m sending him the bloody pads with a request that he personally lay hands over them and bless them (and make a video) and then mail them back so that I can incorporate that into a proper burial/funeral rite. Oh, what? He won’t do that? He thinks it’s disgusting? I thought he cared …

“In other words, who is to say that he can’t do that, make a comment, spend five minutes on a tweet and making a comment and still be the president-elect?”

but noteworthy nonetheless.

You seriously don’t think that the modern Presidency involves a role for the (fine) First Spouse which the President’s spouse is expected to fulfill? If Michelle Obama had come in and just spent her days in the residence reading books, can you even imagine what a racist shitstorm would have ensued?

This makes me wonder - is she going to show up for state dinners and the like? Are they going to do the typical inauguration stuff? Neither of them seem interested in the typical responsibilities of the job.

You’re funny. Expenses only matter if the President is black. Because black people shouldn’t have better vacations than Jim-Bob-Rural-White-Voter.

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

Heckling the president at State of the Union? Not harassment.

I’ve seen one episode of his show. (I wasn’t staying at home and when I went downstairs my step sister had it on.) Anyways, it was a teenage girl talking about her stepfather sexually abusing her and Dr. Phil had them both on. The stepdad was obviously like “no no I never did that,” and Dr. Phil seemingly sided with…

I was on a date with a woman and we were talking about how I take antidepressants. She asked if I’d tried “healing my depression through alternative medicine”. I told her, “no, because if I tried ‘healing my depression’ through ‘alternative medicine’ my next step would be painting the walls with my brains.” I have…

The irony here is that you’d think these people would be tickled to death that their lil’ Dictator wannabe won... right? Nope. They’re just as angry as they ever were and still blaming “the liberals” for everything.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Remember, Hillary wasn’t liberal enough. Either we want the perfect candidate or just blow it all to hell, apparently.

Well. I guess this means Guliani will definitely be Secretary of State and Palin will be Secretary of Interior. Because when you’re going to fuck up, you may as well go all the way.

By the time Trump finishes filling positions, I’m pretty sure his team will have covered every bad thing Clinton has ever been accused of.

Higbie: We did it during WWII with the Japanese.