Not so fun facts:
It’s not assault, it’s battery, which is worse because that means it caused actual damage.
It’s only kidnapping if you move them against their will.

Noooooo really? The guy who was vocally anti-me too is a BAD GUY? I am SHOCKED

Don’t worry, he’ll get his turner.

“Tom Hanks thanks restaurant server in overly curt manner. We’ll have more on this breaking scandal as it develops!”

So realistically, is Rick and Morty probably just done now?

Wow, shocked he finally got caught after years of everyone in Hollywood knowing what a piece of shit he is. Know multiple people with personal experience on his productions with stories of sexual harassment. Didn’t think he’d ever get in trouble, his projects make too much money.

Nah, I’m a Rick and Morty fan but I’ll definitely boycott it if these allegations turn out to be true.

as if I’ll read any of their responses instead of just looking at my notification number and laughing

He plead guilty already. What more proof do you need?

Luckily for Hanks, Hooch never published an autobiography.

Yeah, that’s assault and kidnapping/holding someone against their will. Shit man; we surrounded by disappointments. Make any excuse you like, heard em all. 

Aw jeez.

I feel like Soderbergh used her best in Haywire, she was still fairly wooden but he leaned into her impressive physicality more than her acting, and let the rest of the cast do the acting. 

I like that this shows how little due diligence the banks use. However, each scam makes them a little more careful, so by the time I come up with a good one, it probably won’t work.

Like an orange on a toothpick!

My dude looks like a Moai, his head is gigantic!

My new conspiracy theory is that this guy does not know how to close his mouth. Just do a google image search for him and see! The truth is out there...

These people need to get a life.

He has a VERY large head. That is all...