Lando should’ve appeared on the casino planet... in some kind of ad. Lando should’ve used his success and fame for destroying the second Death Star to make himself into a galaxy-wide celebrity, who, decades later, had to resort to shilling for the Star Wars equivalent of Colt45 ads, which would’ve been a nice…

i work out constantly but working out has got to be the weirdest thing ever. where are we at in the world that we have to go to large rooms and lift objects and run on stationary machines for exercise.

Did they ever find out if the girl was real? My money is on “No”.

I disagree with Snopes on this one. Snopes is great, but they’re not infallible. They even admit by the end of the post that she hedges on so much in her “support” of vaccines.

No. When people say stupid anti-science shit, Gizmodo writes about it.

Wi-fi can melt steel beams.

Fun fact: ionizing radiation means the photons have enough energy to knock electrons off of atoms (ionization). This is necessary to make any chemical change, including biochemical. The lowest energy photon that can ionize an atom is ultraviolet light; that’s why it can cause skin cancer. Wifi is so far down the…

Gary Johnson said he’d give me a piggyback ride if I published this

Riiiiight. Not to pander to anti-vax voters.

If it was indeed “almost identical,” your reaction sure seems a touch hypersensitive.

Yeah, I’ve yet to encounter anyone who has been able to articulate exactly which provisions they don’t like or why. They just heard someone else say it was bad and it’s with all these foreign countries, so we shouldn’t have it. Or something. As though the US is going to become strictly isolationist, making everything…

GOD DAMMIT THAT’S BECAUSE AUTISM PRESENTS AROUND THE SAME TIME AS VACCINES ARE RECOMMENDED WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?

The good news is that the right has their own version of this problem in the form of Gary Johnson and the Libertarian Party.

I would wager that MOST of the people complaining about TPP have no idea what it is.

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

And she thinks she will just use executive orders to get all her shit done. She really said that. I’m sure she’d go all Anti GMO and cause a huge food problem too.

Her response to the same question during her Reddit AMA a few months ago was just as incoherent. At least she is consistently inconsistent.

She is soooo thirsty, and so arrogant. Not someone I would ever hire at my current job, let alone for fucking President of the US. I said the exact same thing the other night when I turned on Fox News and saw her marching with the Bernie or Busters outside the DNC. Then I rolled my eyes so hard I saw the back of my…

I think she’s a total quack. When I started reading about her after the Bernie or Bust crowd started fawning all over her, I saw her use the phrase “Big Pharma,” saw her wishy washy stance on vaccines, and found out that she’s all about homeopathy and went NOPE. Fuck no. You’re supposed to be an actual doctor and you…

She certainly seems to have every side of the fence covered.