Jesus Christ. Hillary Derangement Syndrome has infiltrated every corner of the internet. Even my mom, who only recently mastered the art of emailing, asked me yesterday if I’d heard the rumor about the Clintons being cocaine fiends. God, I can’t wait until this election’s over.

Dude it’s pretty fucking clear that she’s not laughing about getting the guy off of his charges. If that’s what you’re hearing from the audio, it likely says more about you than it does about Hillary Clinton.

I have a lot of family in Arkansas and got married there a few years ago. My then fiance and I went down a week before our wedding and within just a few days we were teasing him about picking up the twang. Same with my Mom - who spent 14 years in Canada after marrying my Dad - she goes right back to talking like a…

Peoples with real ethical obligations in their work operate under a different set of conditions than you have encountered hosting your Mary Kay parties.

Yeah, I would give him a pass. I work at a Federal Defender's Office (criminal defense for the indigent!) and gallows humor is the way most of the very-feminist female attorneys I work for deal with their jobs. If you can't prove them innocent, you are trying to get your client the lowest possible sentence, no matter…

Good god, stop it. You’re just straight-up lying.

She’s clearly laughing, uncomfortably I might add, about her faith in polygraphs being destroyed.

She may have been initially asked by the prosecutor, but the prosecutor has said since that she was very clear that she didn’t want to take the case but she couldn’t get out of it since the judge wanted her on it.

Actually that’s not at all what happened. From snopes:

I do love a millennial who thinks 40 years olds are so old we don’t know what the internet is or how to use it. (do they not teach the history of the technology in school?)

Bernie Cons:

Can somebody tell this doofus that when somebody else takes the picture, it’s not a selfie?

This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

What the fuck has bernie sanders ever done for the DNC and the rest of the democratic down ticket candidates in his entire shit shoveling lifetime ?

Of course. Also, Bernie Sanders, the great Truth Teller, is being disingenuous here. George Clooney is not a Super PAC. He’s a liberal Democrat who’s supporting Hillary this year. Bernie probably doesn’t realize that, since he’s not actually a member of the Democratic party.

She’s not claiming anything. Her campaign literally can’t keep that kind of money to itself even if it wanted to. And the intended recipients are not just the DNC. The money is also going to state parties as well which have their own donation caps.

A lot of Clinton supporters are quiet, to the point of silence (except with a ballot). We don’t want to offend Sanders supporters and don’t want to deal with the barrage of comments we would receive in certain places, so we stay quiet. Fortunately, there are more of us than there are Sanders voters. It just doesn’t…

I love accusations of hypothetical hypocrisy. They are so bizarre that I have to admire them.

Bernie supporters are the liberal version of Trump supporters. I can say that because I am one. We’re sick of the establishment & someone like him is extremely refreshing compared to business-as-usual candidates. That being said, I’m already sick of my fellow supporters thinking he’ll magically get everything he wants…

“Shell company?" You know nothing about how this works, huh? Spend five mins looking up joint fundraising committees with the FEC and come back to us.