yeah that’s just a big fat lie.

A police officer similarly told Reuters reporters that the raid was “not associated with the media reporting overnight about bitcoins,”

LOL oh god. switching to candidate.

Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton

I thought this was Craig, but it was some other guy, who had worked with him on the Bush 2000 campaign, who was quoted anonymously in a New York Times article:

Here’s my take on the difference.

There’s not one of those on the posted email, and those aren’t legally binding, anyway. http://lifehacker.com/5790930/discla…

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

My favorite photo from the book:

How has this woman not had her ass kicked seven ways to Tuesday yet?? Don't Hungarians think she's vile, too?? She honestly seems like the kind of person who might benefit from getting a throat punch...

Houston.

Egging on the guy to shoot the other guy in the head.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

I’ve heard of getting in touch with your roots, but this is ridiculous.

That’s a 6-2 double play to the layperson.

Yes. It’s also a corporate retreat. See Nellie Bowles - Burning Man becomes a hot spot for tech titans.

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

‘I don’t wanna raise a negro child! Don’t you know how shitty their lives are?!’-horrible white person who sued a sperm bank over a healthy child

“wrongful birth and breach of warranty”

This post, perhaps more than anything I’ve ever written, really proves that nobody reads beyond the first few paragraphs.