This thread is really amazing. I would add that when you are young, and you know that on some level, what you are experiencing is, if not wrong exactly, definitely not sanctioned by the powers that be. You end up (okay, I ended up) doing a kind of mental math: I let it happen to me so it wouldn’t happen to my sister;…

A quick highlight for folks who may not know: The National Sexual Assault hotline can help folks process trauma even if it isn’t something recent. I know sometime the word “hotline” can make people think that it’s for only immediate crises; if you’re rethinking something from the past and want safe and supportive…

I was literally polishing off a small bag of Cool Ranch doritos as I read this and had reached the “tipping the bag into mouth for crumbs” section right at that goddamn paragraph.

He would NOT pay a lot. Don is notoriously cheap. He’d comp her a room at one of his hotels or something

I would also like to speak on behalf of the generously be-titted who love to cook: aprons are not fucking meant for us. (Not that this is Meghan’s problem.) Every cute apron ever made does the dreaded slide and ends up hugging one giant can and looks like shit and fuck aprons.

Wat.

YUP. That asshole keeps his voicemail box full so I can’t yell at him daily like I want to. I’ve resorted to faxing via ResistBot, but of course all I get are canned responses.

Fred Upton? I’m really hoping that rat bastard finally loses!

Favorite and least favorite. I miss that segment to this day.

I don’t know why it offends me so much that she’s had so much work done and she still looks so mediocre to me. But I guess they can’t do much about those chipmunk cheeks.

I feel like a good rule of thumb is that if you feel like you don’t have a realistic option for saying “no,” it’s not truly consensual.

If you are”aggressively hitting on” your subordinant, then maybe the whole thing isn’t as consensual as you think.

Wait, wat? They “found, 6-0, that there wasn’t enough effort”? He didn’t try hard enough to harass people? His efforts were weak? Lame? Not enough energy behind his words and actions? This guy got elected and he’s this stupid, to say that?

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Kelly: “Does it rhyme with bunt?”
Leeds: “Yes”
Kelly: “Is it a slur word that can refer to a body part on a woman?”
Leeds: “...yes....”
Kelly: “Let’s say there was a vowel in the word. Would it be a ‘u’?”
Leeds: “Are...are you being serious right now?”
Kelly: “That third letter. Is it m like Mary or n like Nancy?”
Leeds:…

His signature still looks like a Klan meeting to me.

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