Yeah, this is honestly something they could have done really well, especially if their creepy data-crunching is sophisticated enough to do things like account for steepness and walking speed. It’s making it not optional that’s the problem, and also specifically making the cupcakes not optional. If they’d made it…

Megyn Kelly Colors, 9/25/17-10/16/17

Megyn Kelly Colors, 9/25/17-10/13/17

I know it’ll never sink in for him, but that horrible, panicky night he finally just had, when he was emailing his colleagues, realizing that his life was fucked: that’s how he made women feel every damn day.

I’m truly starting to think that everyone (meaning the actresses, actors, his co-workers, etc) is now realizing what happened was ILLEGAL and not just a guy being a creep, and that’s why you keep hearing, “Oh it was an open secret”. As a 40 year old woman, I put up with a lot of stuff when I was younger, because they…

Balls are literally the worst.

I am willing to bet that no one that reads this finds her show “cute.”

Megyn Kelly Colors, 9/25/17-10/12/17
(This is getting ridiculous...has she abandoned color altogether?)

Megyn Kelly Colors, 9/25/17-10/11/17

What a goddam delight! There’s no other way to describe that piece of heaven!

I’m going to hijack the shit out of this because i have shared beers with this guy (he’s a good friend of my brother’s) and although I knew that he was at the concert i didn’t know the whole story until today.

Lin Manuel Miranda has been patiently positive during the past nine months of Trump’s administration—most of his tweets on politics are usually light on criticism and heavy on encouraging engagement and angel-bettering. While I’ve been in a constant state of burn-it-all-to-the-ground, I’ve admired Miranda’s ability to…

I’m a lady... If I wore high-wasted pants, I’d look like Fred Mertz. So no, they don’t work for EVERYBODY.

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

“SHOULD”.

I feel so sorry for you, and your lack of empathy and ability to experience strong feelings for a pet, as well as your lack of ability to understand what integrity is. In light of your lack of ability to understand those feelings and abilities in others, you should consider shutting the fuck up.

Who in the fuck would even buy or wear a FLOTUS cap? I can maybe see some 70 yr old white man buying a USA cap. It’s still baffling but I can see a small market but the FLOTUS cap?? They both looked freakin ridiculous in their campaign commercial, because we know that’s all his visit to Texas was, for campaign use. He…

At this point, I’d legit settle for this (very good) dog as president.