i was disapointed that the lines he read were not in the story....being a young in MI in the 70s this tune is my have-a-cry jam

Meanwhile, Scaramucci’s wife, Deidre Ball, has filed for divorce. According to a person, she is “fed up with his ruthless quest to get close to President Trump, whom she despises.” Okay.

Can’t wait to see it. I hope they have a better villain for this one. Shit, just hire Cate Blanchette again. Have her be the villain in every movie from now on.

I would show up to watch two hours of Cate clipping her toenails. The woman is everything.

If I had to sit next to Trump at a state dinner, I’d pretend I didn’t speak English too. And if he knew I spoke English, I’d pretend to be deaf in the ear next to him. Self-preservation.

ITV’s Poirot is still top dog when it comes to Agatha adaptions.

Thank you for sharing. And congrats on your recovery!

These photos are embarrassing, get over yourself.

Not sure I see what the problem is. Fair and balanced is fair and balanced.

It gives the impression of frantically dashing back and forth between two equally unbearable fates.

I got Tiffany, too. I also looked up pictures of all the Moscow districts because I’m anal like that.

He’s Fredo on the fishing boat at this point.

You know what, as far as 2017 plot twists go, I am rather enjoying this one. Like, if this turns into Jr.’s redemption arc, I would be cool with it.

Well, if he’s that serious about emulating Napoleon, I’m up for sending Bannon to a desolate island to spend the rest of his life in the company of some scary green wallpaper.

One of my greatest fears is being videotaped walking in public and having the video of my body used on a nightly news segment about obesity.

Things are broken, Karen, because you give purposefully “broad” answers to questions so that you’re not required to pick a side or have an opinion, and then get pissy when someone tries to make you give an actual answer.

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

You don’t invite Nazis to tea so they can wax rhapsodic about the final solution, you stab them in the neck.

Alison Bree is already in a far more important universe tho: the Lego Movie and Lego Movie 2.