Invasion of Crimea? Meh.

You can always voluntarily pay more in taxes!

A grand old time as long as you’re not gay or a woman or Jewish.

You mean like “Hands up don’t shoot?”

It’s pretty repulsive that you think Hillary is an acceptable candidate. She’s as corrupt as they come. They’re both abhorrent.

OMG someone has different political views than me! What an evil asshole.

I don’t care which gender or race accomplishes something.

Haven’t you heard how cool censorship is now?

Haven’t you heard? Censorship is cool now.