Half a kilo of what? Cocaine?

Chase Finlay

Gwyneth: “I think I have $145k in the couch cushions...”

I feel as though 145k is not nearly enough. It’s a paltry sum for hawking bullshit. In fact, one might even call it Paltr-ow-y.

So estimated revenue is $45 million annually. They pay $145,000. I can’t imagine why we have these woo peddlers with such strict supervision from the government.

That’s how they “own the libs”?

must be nice to be able to spend 36 years suckling at the teat of daddy’s money and privilege only to drop that bitch as soon as the streets get hot.

Law & Order: Hate Crimes

Is this not the same daughter that had her text conversations leaked where it was pretty clear she thought her dad was a badass power dealing machine?

It could, though i have some textural concerns. The joy of fried things is heavily related to crunch, crunch that could be compromised by a pure liquid rather than a sauce, which i feel like would be slower to seep into the breading.  

So, you know how dog bites man is not news, but man bites dog is?  This would be news if you didn’t catch Cheeto Benito in a lie.

The word sperm makes some people so uncomfortable. FUN BARELY RELATED FACT:

The male extinction thing doesn’t make sense to me. If we’re talking about declining fertility, we’re talking about the birth rates of all genders. Sperm doesn’t just aid in producing male offspring.

I doubt anyone is actually angry, but not many folks are actually good at doing “tongue-in-cheek” or “faux” anger on the Internets, so it is hard to tell the difference, especially these days.

“I know I am a better person than this

How about you ask slick Willy that instead of badgering her?

Making a PB&J takes about a minute, right? Nobody doesn’t have time to spend 60 seconds making a sandwich. But baking your own bread and making your own peanut butter and jam? I could do that if I really wanted to, but the lower income people you’re talking about often work two or three jobs and really don’t have time…

True Story:

People stay even longer for failure to pay whatever fees associated with why they were in jail initially. Stuff like normal court fees. Its war on the poor.