@merc-ai: My first job was babysitting. I didn't really like it, but it got me money. You know? Anyways, I was babysitting at this one house when this creepy fucking clown statue was staring at me. I called the parents of the kids and asked if I could cover the statue up. They told me they have no statue.

no

@hostile-17: $100 to risk hundreds or even thousands of other peoples lives. What a fucking idiot.

@Yerzriknot: They do have surface to air missiles multiple times before. I believe there was one where a Airbus was hit and lost all hydraulics, the pilots still managed to land the plane just using the engines.

@Wade McGillis: iPhone was released in 2007, 007, 07, 7. So it did exist 7 so you have no excuse

@comtar: WE NEED Ted Williams not Three Dog!

@Lt.: Accept show you the bottom of an avatars shoe.

ffs like 20 people beat me to it

#delete wrong article

@ChewyChavezIII: What do you mean what do they do? Nothing, they just continue on like normal.

@Sublethalend: He injected some dangerous non-tested chemicals into them, if you see the videos of him there all squishy like balloons. You could probably easily take him on, that shit has probably fucked up his arms.

@The Werewolf: Yea, someone should slap him for loving his company, fucking bozo who does he think he is!

@TareG: Just because you have one reason something is impossible doesn't always make it impossible, because the reason that you said it was impossible could not work under different conditions.

@Stevox: You're not a scientist, and if you are then that doesn't mean that you are correct.

@TareG: Most scientists seem to believe that its either impossible or literally a new time line is created if you go by string theory (don't quote me on that). It could be impossible to simply because if you where to go back in time from when the time was made and go back 20 years, then you would of existed 20 years…

@Gemini-Phoenix: There is 5 with the zombie map, hell thats still better than IW.

@gigawings: I love this game, it even has realistic drivable cars and all the players haven't even explored like a trillionth of the total map.

OMG I had a dream like this the other day, accept I could jump like 40ft and I didn't double jump and I landed like normal. I could also run really fast and like there was a flood all over the place, don't remember much after that.

Add a wireless vibrator which they keep in while there gaming, then incorporate it into games. For example lets say you are playing call of duty, you get a kill and it vibrates for a second or two, and if you come first in the game it'll turn on for like 30 seconds. Imagine the fun!

@Brodka: regrettably: You should say women or girls, because female can mean any animal with a vag. Also the amount of women gamers seems to be rising recently, on xbox live at least. Get your wife to play other games, hell even try cod :P.