Hello Jezzies, tell me what you are happy and proud about!?

When? A few more record settings natural disasters and then food shortages.

Global warming is already doing serious damage to major cites around the world and in America, but hey, let’s double down on the cause!

What is one to expect from an administration that equates smokestacks billowing black, pollution and mercury laden emissions, chemical and insecticide saturated streams, rivers and lakes and large swaths of land beyond remediation as “progress” and “economic strength”.

Well, it was nice while it lasted Splinter! Would have loved to have gotten out of the grays before the U.S. was destroyed through nuclear war, but no worries. Some things just don’t happen, which is fine.

Consider it a mark of just how far America has fallen, and so quickly, that The Shrub is now considered a liberal political voice. Just take a moment and think on that. While you are thinking, I’ll get the whiskey ready for you.

History will remember this administration in the harshest and most unfavorable terms. William Tweed has nothing on this bunch of corrupt good ol’ boys that feel they’re living in Jim Crow Alabama as guilded-ass motherfuckers that circle-jerk each other while force-feeding us PCB tainted Roundup

It would be a shame if his security detail is as disorganized and incompetent as the rest of the Trump Administration.

2. What exactly is the EPA’s “core mission” per, Administrator Pruitt? Cancer and birth defects for everyone?

Liz Bowman portrayed by the late Peter Sellers

A statement by EPA spokeswoman Liz Bowman published by the Post succinctly summarizes Pruitt’s position:

Please. Let’s don’t start romanticizing Bush, Jr. We don’t have to do that.

It’s weird that at some point, rich people say to themselves “I’m too rich to pay”.

Seriously, he isn’t even good at being petty. This wasn’t going to be a big story. He could have let it blow over and simply not invited them, and most people would have forgotten about it.

“You can’t quit! I’m firing you!”

He’s just upset that the Warriors scored more points than the Cavaliers in achieving victory, a concept he is unfamiliar with.

That is usually how it works. A woman is forced to play the game until she achieves enough power to make new rules. And even then the game still goes on.

Right? What drives a person to want to be the first to call someone a hypocrite?

Is this early exposure to sexism and misogyny why you decided it was appropriate to demean a woman speaking out against sexism and misogyny?

I came here to say that this child is being emotionally abused and financially and sexually exploited and there should be criminal legal consequences for the adults involved. I’m not scandalized. I’m not shocked. Female children have been used this way since the invention of property. But let’s look beyond the veneer…