I am honestly shocked by this. And extremely happy.

Well, then I’m glad they pulled it. For me it looks like the countless yellow stars you would see in a kindergarten classroom in anywhere USA. It looks and feels very elementary school teacher kind of thing, but I also recognize that other people could easily see it differently than I do.

I am a Jew. I would for sure think it was really weird and it would remind me of the Juden star immediately.

Interesting. If I hadn’t read this article and I saw that out of the blue, it wouldn’t conjure images of the Star of David for me. I’m not Jewish, but have family that is and I’ve been to Temple many (many) times. So, I can be pretty sensitive to people being assholes toward those in the Jewish faith, but this…

SIDEBAR: I’m also convinced that the best way to have a kid that “bucks the patriarchy” is to raise a kid that bucks the patriarchy.

HA just you wait for the kids named “Eabekow,” which will eventually come to be spelled “Yabakoe” when people forget what it was supposed to be in the first place.

“... and since your Mom and your Dad are so Woke, then we figured you were born a little Wokie. And so, long story short, that’s how we named you Chewbacca!”

You hush now. That word salad is like the Candyman. Say it 3x and it’s all over Gizmedia again.

Wok-Kobe

If I could I would give you all the stars for that.

I’m still convinced that the Icelandic way of giving surnames is the best and least complicated.

Fuck you for unwittingly starting the trend of naming kids “Wokebae.”

Shall we crowdsource the perfect feminist Chinese-Caucasian baby name below?

Texas tea party Rep. Blake Farenthold (R), who represents an area that is directly in the path of Hurricane Harvey

This is a man who always is prepared for whatever emergency is at hand.... with the exception of fashion emergencies.

It is such a good book.

I thought the cover was bad but the original makes it look even worse.

Yeah, anyhow, The Hate U Give is an amazing book, which deserves every ounce of acclaim it receives, and at least now maybe even more people will buy it.

I think it’s fair to say that Phil Stamper deserves at least equal billing for ‘incredible sleuthing’ along with Jeremy West. Pajiba used his Twitter investigation for more than half of their article.

Gotta add art theft to that scandal list. It’s for publicity, honest.