Hey- I’d love to be proven wrong- that this woman died on a sub, from a total accident, and that this guy lied to authorities and then tried to tamper with evidence because ...reasons...

So brave.

Actual, honest question:

This happens to me all the time when I have people over. Damned inconvenient.

Iceberg lettuce? Was he bland and unpalatable?

Give me a break. Like the odds aren’t high on this sort of case?

in the absence of other motive, im assuming the default

It’s about the implication.

(Nice reference to sky burials. Are you a deathling?)

Let’s all stop and remember Uncle Billy as we pick through the iceberg lettuce for the crispest looking one.

Oh, so we are calling rape and murder an “accident” now, are we? How 1986 of him.

Some murdering leaps of logic. I’m not sure how he figured he wouldn’t be suspected if something happened, unless he thought they wouldn’t bother because the vessel sunk and he figured they would think she drowned and wouldn’t look for her body, but he changed his story. At first he dropped her off before hand and…

So she accidentally decided to resist him when he tried to rape her?

Police later told a press conference that it was still too early to identify the body - missing its head, legs and arms - that was found by a passing cyclist.

My uncle Billy is still under the produce section of a Stop and Shop after a tragic slip and fall.

Next up: he further explains that she actually was suicidal and recruited him to help her die/give her body to Mother Ocean with no note of explanation in this, the most understandable, least suspicious set of circumstances EVER.

+ lied about it, just because

Immediate burial at sea because he figured that’s what family would want after a loved one dies in an “accident?” Hmmm, that’s a new murdery line of defense.

A normal non-suspicious thing to do when someone dies in a completely innocent totally accidental way while in your company with no one else around is to dispose of the body and then lie about it.

“Nothing to see here, a young woman just fell over dead in my submarine! Funny when that happens, right? And then I honored her body by feeding her to the sharks like an air burial except in the water. How dare you accuse me of murder!” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯