If he ends up being the only one there, it’s going to suck for him (as maybe it should?)

Brilliant.

“...the beauty that is being taken out of our cities, towns and parks will be greatly missed and never able to be comparably replaced!”

It doesn’t matter- Trump’s followers are too stupid to understand that the Pershing story is bullshit and those that do just don’t care.

But Lancasters aren’t still part of the RAF inventory!

They’re children compared to the Lancaster, plus you’ll never beat the sound of an old propeller driven heavy bomber flying overhead.

Ha! The USAF is still flying bombers (B-52s) “older than the majority” of US residents.

I’m not berating the article and I think it’s cool that people are discovering new foods! I’m just saying it’s funny that as a kid people would make fun of me for what is trendy now.

Not only that... he got kicked off of OKCupid! Sorry ladies!

UK Update:

He wouldn’t know a fact if it grabbed him by the pussy.

I am loving The Cleveland Clinic’s decision to pull their gala from Mar-A-Lago. If more folks, institutions, and companies do the same, it could really hurt the Grifter-in-Chief. We may have to put up with his racism and voter suppression and dangerousness, but G-d it, there is not reason that any American outside…

She said that to indicate that she doesn’t CARE. She probably knows damn well what those cards are, but she’s letting us know she thinks younginz are stupid for liking them. xD

Funny too how mister “Wait for the facts” tweeted a completely disproven story about Blackjack Pershing while advocating fucking WAR CRIMES.

Apparently warrants for Cantwell are real now. Like he cried them into existence:

There were enough words followed by exclamation points in today’s Barf Bag Twitter roundup to produce many decent haiku variations. But this is what I believe to be the correct decoding:

It’s not a new thing for judges…

I grew up in Tennessee and I had a similar experience. I see so many pics on Insta of people I knew growing up “discovering” the same food they used to tease me for!

Funny how Trump was quick to condemn Barcelona as Terror and didn’t decide to blame the people in the way of the van for their deaths.

It’s funny when a food or drink you’ve had your entire life becomes trendy. I’m Korean and grew up in SoCal, so I’ve had boba my whole life. The people that used to make fun of me for eating kimchi and boba are probably the same girls instagramming that shit now.