...new P!nk song...

Look, I’m not a Taylor Swift fan, but I am a fan of women standing up to their abusers and not backing down. There are lots and lots of problematic things about Swift, and she deserves to be criticized for those things, but this situation is not one of them. This man and his lawyer came at her and tried to make her at…

Can we talk about how fucking boring that Lauren Conrad house is?

Well, NK has recently promised their nukes would only target the US in retaliation of an attack - which seems a little too likely with Trump on the button. So they’re trying to assure other countries they aren’t targets (and probably realize the threat of destroying a third party has no deterrent effect on the…

NK is almost certainly not going to lob their missiles at the US in a mutually assured destruction situation.

NK doesn’t have that many bombs - by the time the fallout hits the depopulated middle of America, it won’t do much... certainly not compared to being in an urban area hit with a bomb. Just a couple bombs could kill hundreds of thousands of people and wipe out hundreds of billions of dollars of the country’s most…

Don’t worry. If the radiation cloud is coming from California, all of 45's supporters will be in the crosshairs.

So Trump may accidentally cause a nuclear exchange because he literally doesn’t know how to respond to conflicts except to escalate them. Trump’s base, meanwhile, will love it - some of them are gleefully calling for the total destruction of the coasts, after all. So that actually gives him a motivation to also do…

Can I chip in the story of the boat full of hateful racists that sailed to the Mediterranean under the Mongolian flag to interrupt charities from saving migrants from drowning - has broken down and is now being rescued by one of the boats used to rescue migrants?

After we’re a smoking, irradiated ruin, Trump will be all, “What, that was for real? I was just joking, can’t anybody take a joke? lol”

I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and only travel at night.

Thanks for the info, that wanker banker is probs guilty as sin and Theresa May must be so proud of the modern slavery act considering that it is a massive waste of time and effort and does not stop modern slavery at all, but let’s name and shame big companies who don’t toe the line instead of actually tackling the…

Most of us will die in the first ten minutes, most of the rest within a week or so, except for the few that will wish they had.

UK Update:

This. I thought “They’ll be vaporized. Why is this supposed to be a hard question?”)

They could just shut him down.

I thought General Kelly was supposed to do that (even though too well I know he’s been busy issuing orders to the ICE brownshirts to deport pastors who’ve been convicted of no crimes, and German students coming to Colorado for exchange programs, and then look the other way).

“Wall Street analysts are now trying to figure out what will happen to the markets in the event of an all-out nuclear war.”

I’m still in disbelief that we’re apparently issuing governmental policy via 140 characters on a third-party private service.

I woke up to the AP alert about his “locked and loaded” comment and immediately wanted to crawl back into bed. Someone, anyone, for the love of God, TAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY!! I would really like to not be lead into a nuclear war because of fucking twitter. Jesus H Christ. These emotional and petulant man babies…