To boot, the Hellcat is really just a Challenger/Charger with supercharger and a bit of boost. Tuners have been doing that for years prior, but when Dodge does it, it's suddenly the greatest thing since sliced bread. It's fast in a straight line, big whoop. You just wasted $70k on something that can be accomplished by…

Yes, it's being reported on because it looks like the damn thing will actually reach production now. There's basically nothing new to report on, though, because this car has been virtually stillborn for the last seven years since it was first announced. The only time meaningful new info will emerge is when reviewers…

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that parallel!

"Swedish" is definitely a selling point.

Buick needs to redesign the front ends of their cars. The current look of vertical bars with that stupid circle emblem is generic, tired, and it absolutely kills the rest of the car's looks.

That...really doesn't look awful like I thought it would! Consider me shocked!

Shouldn't they have car that actually goes around corners be on the cover of Forza? Zing!

"Chinesium" actually made me laugh out loud. Well done, sir!

Do the 3.08 gears cut towing power/acceleration? That seems like an unusually low ratio.

Was anyone else distracted by (what I can assume to be) the killswitch tether jump-roping in the cockpit every time the R18 went over a bumpy section?

I'm so glad that it was initially blurred, because that thing is uuuuuugggly.

#3 and #5 sound extremely awesome.

It even sounds like a jet!

It's a Mustang with some stripes on it. *yawn*

*Kardashian foreheads

That sounds like my dad's Ram 3500, but it's exactly ten times worse: every part, no matter how seemingly insignificant, is $1,200. Except with the Mercedes, where it's $12,000.

Can't help but notice that you've done what everyone else who says "you MUST buy one of these NAO!!!" has done: left out pictures of the front of the car. Damn you, runny-eggs 996 eyes!

I would recommend either a C6 Corvette (maybe even a ZR1!) or a Ford GT so you can make direct comparisons with Jeremy Clarkson, as he is rather fond of both cars. This would be both hilarious and informative.

Are you sure he didn't say "pleasant wanker douchebag?"

Get a new Z06!!!!