It’s my birthday! And I fed a tiger today!

Ok, fuck doxxing concerns because LOOK AT THIS FACE!

I’m taking my daughter to her first concert (Warped Tour, ughhh) in a few weeks and so today we went to Hot Topic to buy her a dress to wear. Unfortunately the one she fell in love with is sold out in her size, so we are settling for a goth lacy number that will look beautiful on her, I’m sure, but it has to be…

You seem content with not being in a relationship, so all this external pressure is just that: external. And really, the older I get the more I'm convinced that there's this neat little script on what our lives should be (go to college, get a good job, meet someone, get married, buy house, have 2.4 kids) and there's…

I’m done with work this week finally! I had an end of the year interview with my boss. She told me that she was happy to have me in her department and I was doing great work. She said that I really developed into an excellent teacher over the years and I bring a lot to the department. That made me feel good.

oh dear, that sub would be attacked all the time unless it’s a closed sub. i’d be down for that.

Hey Jezebelians! First off, I should note that I have a normal account I use for Gawker sites, but I’m using burner since I’d prefer that my family and friends not know what I’m going to talk about.

I’m sorry...this is a record producer complaining about people producing records? Because all music is produced. I’ve never been in the studio when the producer said, “Actually we don’t need to mix this at all.” Because that is their fucking job. Not because the musicians aren’t pros and awesome; but because each…

my brain knows it should be looking for empowerment-insults that are feminine or gender-neutral but “suck my dick” just fills me such basic glee. oh well!

We know Adele has a great voice but it’s even questionable if that is actually her voice or how much has been manipulated.

If you can’t hear her over obnoxious fans screaming her name like they’re trying to get a cat’s attention,...

someone please explain why i like it SO MUCH when women say “suck my dick” since i won’t be able to afford psychoanalysis until i’m out of graduate school

“You turn the radio on and it’s fluff, you are listening to 90% computerised voices. We know Adele has a great voice but it’s even questionable if that is actually her voice or how much has been manipulated. We don’t know.”

He used Hendrix as an example too. Hendrix was an amazing guitarist, but he was pretty mediocre as a singer.

She’s gotten this far based on raw talent despite all the body shaming from both inside and outside the industry and some asshole can’t even acknowledge her talent. Really pisses me off... and I’m not a fan of hers at all. But you know you wouldn’t read an article about how Ed Sheeran’s voice isn’t his own.

Jesus those women recording are fantastically annoying.

The grays on this are sure to be a delight.

There is actually a gender-neutral word that refers to a sibling’s offspring, nibling. It’s like grandchild instead of grandson or granddaughter.

PSA: ignore and/or dismiss the trolls! It’s shocking how non-gender-conforming people experiencing a rare win brings them out like nothing else.

Too right, I’ve never even “logged on” to the internet. It’s all powered by electricity which incidentally has killed many people.It’s just too dangerous and scary