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I like this one. She’s so tickled with herself.

Based upon her interview on Rachel Maddow, I wouldn’t be so hasty to assume that Hillary Clinton is not the candidate that she wants. She seems to really admire her.

This is the dumbest thing I've seen... The most important thing is to vote down ticket.... I show up every two years to vote to be sure I can pull that D lever all the way down (I just wish living in NYC, I didn't only have Shumer types to vote for)

I suggest you dismiss the troll “NofRispek”. He is trolling every thread.

I want her to choose Judge Curiel as her running mate. And if not, her first Supreme Court pick.

Unrelated to this article, but relevant to this gif, I dreamt last night that I was invited to the White House and when First Lady Obama came over to greet me I bowed to her. On the ground. Michelle is bae.

But they all claimed “but I love Elizabeth Warren” to prove they weren't sexist.

Actually what I got is that she’s sincerely excited to endorse another woman.

My therapist told me to stop reading shit like this because it’s causing me so much anxiety but I can’t. Look. Away.

Torn personally. She locks down a congressional seat in a year we can't afford to toss any more elections into the air. She'd be great as a VP but frankly she doesn't need it. I'd be surprised if she didn't end up top of the ticket 8 years from now though.

Oh for cryin’ out loud. What do they want, Trump?!?

As if those children were ever going to vote.

Oh snap!

The level of vitriol already being thrown at her on Twitter by people in the Sanders camp calling her a traitor, immoral, corrupt, etc. is beyond. They really don’t give a shit. They’re treating this election like it’s a fucking football game.

Melania, go back to reading Plastic Surgery Today. No one cares what you think.

“[Trump is a] loud, nasty, thin-skinned fraud who has never risked anything for anyone and who serves no one but himself,” she told the audience.

The Benghazi hearings have soooooooo many glorious gifs .

How good do you think it felt to be the staffer that wrote that and got it approved? I’d be like

I think Hillary (or her team or Bill) should just start giving curt, concise Twitter advice to everyone — celebs and regular folk. Imagine Hillary telling you to “DTMFA” or to take extra D3.