Amy Collier’s bio curiously omits the most important fact about Fabio - that he was once smacked in the face by a large bird while riding a roller coaster, leaving him with a bloodied nose and bruised dignity.

I had the same reaction, and it looks like others did too. I’m not much for calling stuff “clickbait”, but I kinda think that’s what’s going on here.

Uh, what?

Fascinating. I wonder what happened to Shelly Schlicker. I bet she has a compelling story to tell as well.

EXACTLY

The critical thinking gets sucked into the glass when they look in the mirror and can’t reconcile what they see with whatever the ideal is.

Into the empty space in their brain where critical thinking usually resides, which had it not been empty, would have allowed them to figure out that waist training is a crock of shit.

Hey, pain is pain, and unrelieved or unrelievable pain is a pure fucking nightmare. Never apologize for doing everything and anything you can to make it stop.

I’m with you, and i don’t know the answer. But the last jezebel article on cheerleaders/dancers for men’s pro sports was a veritable cornucopia of dudes explaining to us little ladies how these women bring nothing to the table and therefore deserve nothing. One guy told me “hey, those women should be paying the team…

Omg

Oh my god. That’s horrible! I had severe cramps but I could still wear underwear and a pad at home, a tampon at work.

So we’re talking about one instance? On one campus?

Ok this is the second comment referring to “free bleeding” on this article - is that a thing people actually do?

A tiny pool is the whales' natural habitat?

Lol concussed goldfish, that is fantastic! The image of brainless stupidity it conjurs up is priceless.

Barging into the room and screaming at hard science students? Hmmmmm, wouldn’t happen to have a source showing that this is something that’s regularly occurring, would you?

jesus Christ I’m already kinda nauseous and now I see this gem. Urp.

Shit somebody send him to my house then 'cause I haven’t had a decent sleep in weeks and I am TIRED.

Is that it? Just her eyes? To me she looks so different but as I said to someone else, I can’t figure out what it is.

What did she do? I can’t figure it out. She showed up on WWHL a while ago and looked so different but I can’t for the life of me figure out what the difference is - less hard is all I can think of to describe it.