I couldn’t understand it either, but when I was trying to picture how a guy would have to be positioned to do that, it occurred to me maybe it’s 69?

DINNER!!!!!

Omg

Here’s the main difference between them:

I always assumed they were written by someone else.

Hen Crapfuck.

Oh God. Made me nauseous just reading your description. l could never watch that movie - I’d be running to the can with the shits every five minutes.

If that’s what she meant, then I wish she would have said it, because it’s a great point. Instead, I just ended up feeling sorry for the guy - and I don’t even like him.

DOUBLE DITTO

“Downton Abbey’s Mr. Bates has been banned from driving because Downton Abbey’s Mr. Bates drives drunk!”

Hi Tori!

I can’t see her pants but they can’t possibly be mustard . . . They have to be black.

What do you mean with this comment? Unless you explain your reasoning, it just comes across as condescending and bitchy, and I don’t think the OPs observation warranted it.

first initial last name - that's impossible to get! yeah, stick with it!

“it is hardly reasonable to argue cheerleaders deserve the same salary as the athlete’s whose game they supplement.”

lol, love how many “people” find it necessary to denigrate these women (“all they do is wriggle around”, “it’s just a hobby”, “nobody cares and would still come if they were gone”, etc.) and only THEN say “that said, they deserve more money”.

“Not an enormous amount of money, considering the fact that the owner of the Jets is a billionaire and the football players themselves make this much, but...it’s something.”

Accent wall - that’s the key. And away from moisture apparently, which I never thought of before.

“Suddenly, it’s all the rage,” said listing agent Lauri Rosenbloom. “I’ve got people who love the wallpaper and the furniture.”

I get it! This is your way of announcing you’re pregnant again and having another boy, and the name you’ve picked out is: