Uhhhhh because he recruited, coached, and enabled the likes of Aaron Hernandez, the Pounceys, Leak, and countless other notable shitheads while crowing about how they are the “top 1% of the top 1%” of college players. Tebow is the anomaly of the whole god-awful group, and Meyer skipped town as soon as Jesus Jr. left…

I wanted the guards to win in the Adam Sandler version as well.

We’re getting close to The Longest Yard 2: 2006-2008 Florida Gators.

To be fair here, Patty Crawford was willing to have her silence bought. Baylor was too cheap to do so, lets not lionize her too much.

EVERYONE’s got a price. Muahahahahahahah!!!!! 

Rumor has it, if you look into a man’s eyes during his vinegar strokes, you can peer into his soul.

They’re gonna lose by a missed field goal in the NFC championship again. I’m calling it now!

Because of this article, Bradford will now blow out his knee while getting ready for bed.

Nope. Fuck you. I’m a lifelong Vikings fan and I’m already too optimistic. This is going to end horribly...

I’m a lifelong Viking fan, so I know better than to get to optimistic, but as long as the offense gets 17 points or so, they are going to win just about every time.

I know someone who is very happy by this.

Barr is a fucking monster.

UCLA has been putting some really good talent into the NFL since Mora took over, especially at LB.

You can argue whether taunting should be a penalty or not, but by any definition, that certainly was taunting.

I can’t tell if Cam is a genius or an idiot.

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PBR in the top 5? You fucking hipster... Every goddamn time I get PBR, it tastes skunked... because that's what it ALWAYS tastes like. I'm assuming it's that way straight from the factory and it's awful. I don't know why the hell anyone drinks that garbage.

Yuengling is the biggest overrated, piece of crap beer in the world. Us midwestern folk hear about it and are like "Whoa, they have Yuengling! I've heard so many loud ass holes from the east coast yell about it, should be awesome!" Then you realize that loud ass holes from the east coast part and realize "man, those…

if anyone ever sees me drinking a bud light lime, I am signaling you that I am about to be kidnapped.