Uhhhhh because he recruited, coached, and enabled the likes of Aaron Hernandez, the Pounceys, Leak, and countless other notable shitheads while crowing about how they are the “top 1% of the top 1%” of college players. Tebow is the anomaly of the whole god-awful group, and Meyer skipped town as soon as Jesus Jr. left…

Well, there’s a difference between an origin story and simply telling more tales. A Han Solo origin sounds stupid, but a straightforward heist film telling one of the many exploits that made him famous, just for the fun of it? I’m interested.

I wanted the guards to win in the Adam Sandler version as well.

We’re getting close to The Longest Yard 2: 2006-2008 Florida Gators.

That was my thought too. It also figures into the new legislation requiring at least one Zoe per franchise.

No one knows who, exactly, the character is—but a good bet would be Sana Starros, a character introduced in the Star Wars Marvel comics who was “married” to Han Solo in the past in order to help him with a scam. 

Yeah it looks like someone photoshopped in a shitty clay model of an octopus lol.

this doesn’t even look real. I thought it was fake until i watched the whole clip

To be fair here, Patty Crawford was willing to have her silence bought. Baylor was too cheap to do so, lets not lionize her too much.

EVERYONE’s got a price. Muahahahahahahah!!!!! 

Rumor has it, if you look into a man’s eyes during his vinegar strokes, you can peer into his soul.

They’re gonna lose by a missed field goal in the NFC championship again. I’m calling it now!

Because of this article, Bradford will now blow out his knee while getting ready for bed.

Nope. Fuck you. I’m a lifelong Vikings fan and I’m already too optimistic. This is going to end horribly...

I’m a lifelong Viking fan, so I know better than to get to optimistic, but as long as the offense gets 17 points or so, they are going to win just about every time.

I know someone who is very happy by this.

Barr is a fucking monster.

UCLA has been putting some really good talent into the NFL since Mora took over, especially at LB.

You can argue whether taunting should be a penalty or not, but by any definition, that certainly was taunting.