Before you accuse me of saying that the Mazda3 competes with some Mercedes-Benz, let me quickly explain that's not where I plan to take this. We all know the Mazda3 could never compete with Mercedes-Benz, because the little Mazda will rust to bits in 10 years. Whereas a high-end luxury vehicle such as, for example,…

Okay, but did they make $4,796.00 a week working at home for google?

if I get out of the car...im afraid of what my seat will look like.

Damn. The only ice level I was racing on when I was 8 was this one

commas and periods...homie.

I laughed, I cried, I laughed again.

I would tell him, "Youabian ridiculous."

a Stake made of cheese? I can't imagine that would be rigid enough to fasten anything.

I know I am likely ruining this wonderful fact by stating this, but the Youbian Puma's official page has 3 Likes. 3. Likes.

Dear Dr. Youabian,

NOT ME THATS FOR SURE (goes back to searching for an 09 Pontiac G8 GXP with a manual transmission)

Who in their right mind would buy a 4-door Mustang? Who wants performance, a V8, ample seating, good looks and loads of fun? Who would want that?

It's not like that would be a Herculean task; the buffoons at GM made the Caprice/Commodore LHD compatible, and they can't even make an ignition switch.

Driving a Hellcat though Portland is second only to rolling coal through Portland for hedonistic fun. I can only imagine the concern-trolling Twitter hashtags and Buzzfeed lists that will follow your cruise.

The feels on the bus go round and round.

Damnit, Torch.

That is a touching story.

Someone with some editing skills - I implore you to make this:

It's the shame welling up in her throat that causes her to say it that way.