this is basically Flixbus’ model

“9. Street Fighter”

Reading that book was such a great experience. I haven’t read anything else by her, but I remember seeing that it was one of her more light-hearted books and that the rest tend to be darker in tone?

Me in 2008: Hope :)

add a little cinnamon on there and you’ve got The Opener: the sandwich I would make for myself every morning I had to open up the café I used to work at.

This article got me thinking about the minor league team we would watch back home, the High Desert Mavericks. They played in the Class-A California League and they apparently disbanded in 2016.

Corey, it’s Donald. Please call Jeff and neg him into quitting.

Apparently Rep. Nydia Velazquez is getting a tour of the facility at the moment. A bunch of Brooklyn pols are outside, as well.

I need a mid-level Starz series about the machinations of the talent agents at the Washington Speakers Bureau. It’ll be like Ballers!

“If the teachers and students are cold they can simply burn the books”

I think I’m overly-invested in his career, but I really want Thomas Middleditch to only be in good things from now on.

Is balut vegetarian?

this sort of behavior leads people to develop intestinal problems from holding it in until they get home. I am so, so sorry.

I saw a man hanging full dong a good six inches away from the urinal, while holding his phone sideways, watching a youtube video. I assume he was watching it while peeing, and when he was done he must’ve forgot to zip up first before stepping away??

Man, this was a great read. I’ve heard Rhea guesting on a bunch of Earwolf podcasts, and I keep telling myself that I should really start listening to their baseball show. Especially because I feel like my appreciation for the game sorta mirrors theirs: Really into the game, but I’m not interested in the sabremetrics,…

it’s a testament to how bad that review was, and the sort of stupid stuff I choose to fill my brain with, that I know exactly what you’re talking about.

This is great. What is “Value Water” compared to regular water?

Bordertown was very bad. But 3 South? 3 South was...very good.

I’m rewatching Malcolm in the Middle, and I forgot how horny Hal and Lois are. It’s the foundation of their marriage, but it also gets in the way of them ever having a functional home. There was one episode where Hal had to take these meds, and one of the stipulations was that he and Lois couldn’t bone. With all that…

*my glasses fog up out of pure indignation*