“At this time, our new model launch programs for the U.S. are on track. The all-new Nissan Rogue will be in U.S. showrooms this fall, and in true Nissan fashion will be absolutely indistinguishable from the 2007 Rouge.”

I’m half-assedly shopping. My job is secure, my wifes job is secure, but I find myself too greedy in this. VW is offering 0%/84mo + Thousands off sticker and all I think is “how much more will you give me off?” Its not like VW is going to be one of the top sellers through all of this!

Who the fuck is panic buying cars???

But still.. FUCK ELON MUSK.

They’re still less attractive than a prolapse...

They’re parked on the lot right next to the $35k Tesla Model 3s.

At least when comparing full size pickups it's significantly better. 

Considering that the virus has barely begun to spread in the US, I feel this is a month too early to make this claim.

You gotta punch up the social-economic ladder a few rungs. I’d call these:

So this wouldn’t be “Mall Wheel Drive”

All I did was make a list of the key points from the man’s plan. I think you’re angry at the wrong person. 

As a Wrangler owner, let me assert how much I loathe those angry eyes.

The Bronco is at Supra-level of anticipation for the everyman, and I have to believe that unless Ford just closes the factory for 60 days after launch as some sort of social experiment, there is no way they can fuck that one up. This is going to be PT Cruiser backlogs, all over again. Ford should be quietly building…

Ford was my client once. I promise you they’re not nearly that cool. Only pharma and finance companies party like that

I understand that we all make mistakes, but trying to rush the launch of a product as important as the Explorer was incredibly stupid. People should get fired for it. The costs of building faulty vehicles in Chicago and then shipping them to Detroit for repairs probably made all of those Explorers a major net loss for…

I have a 2020 Explorer as a rental this week and after having been involved in its launch I am quite happy to say it’s excellent. Considering it’s size it’s actually quite “throwable” and can take a bit of aggressive driving better than some other similar suvs and is a pretty nice place to be for my ~1h each way…

$kay have you seen these vids of the GT-mkII beating the shit out of the senna on track? so fire

I crossed the country three times in my twenties. Each in a different shitbox.

I’m mad about it and it didn’t even happen to me..... This is pretty horse shit... Essentially Tesla messed up and sent out a car with features it shouldn’t have had, then remotely disabled them.... nah that’s crap. They messed up, they need to eat the cost.

I guess at this point, any higher margin on a Durango is just pure cash in the company’s Tesla’s pocket