Here’s the Truck I Would Buy...

It’s basically a rugged Subaru Baja. 

It’s blue because blue is supposedly proven to keep a driver awake better than other colors.  Coloring it red would likely lead to sleepier driving.

CP

Impressive. I’m sure they’ll sell dozens of them. 

its called Turo!

Man, that’s an absurdly low price. I now understand why my friends went to Iceland recently.

15 years ago, they didn’t make the same truck. 

Cry me a river about truck prices. Because do you know what GM, Ford, Dodge, and Toyota call it when someone buys a truck and then complains about their recent purchase being too expensive? That’s called a sale. If you go whine, bitch, and moan about the price but you still buy it, then all of your belly-aching means…

Wait, is Zaphod secretly David Tracy?

Holy shit that’s going to be an expensive car. Guess manufacturers are going to have to start making cars last longer because people won’t be able to buy new ones as often. (Ha! They won’t. “Can I interest you in a 120-month loan?)

Drunk people are not famous for sound decisions and recorder would help on accident investigation. And probably often clear driver from charges.

Not me.  Ben Franklin once said “he who is willing to sacrifice liberty for a little safety, deserves neither liberty nor safety.”

It’s got to get to $126,571 just to break even on inflation...

My first oil change in my FiST was a wake-up call: 80 bucks! Then I realized my 1.6 liter engine has 5 liters of oil for that turbo and it made a lot more sense. I just let Ford replace it for me rather than deal with the mess of trying to change my oil in a outside parking lot.

Get Off My Lawn!

I don’t entirely understand why Tesla’s board doesn’t just cut the wonder child loose. He’s a liability at this point, and all he does is endanger the company.

Cook County dropped the charges against Smollett because he agreed to take a plea. Buried in the news coverage is the fact that Smollett has, in addition to community service, agreed to forfeit his $100,000 bail bond to the court.

Thank you.

It doesn’t matter if he did it or not, only if you feel like he did it or not.