What will both of the subscribers do??

Get off my lawn!

Yea, but that’s the American way, finding loopholes to get what you want. 

It can both be cool and a dick move. I'd say it meets the criteria for both.

He’s a selfish parker but he’d be a selfish parker even if he didn’t have an RC car. He can still move it without the phone if he goes down there. 

I tried that about five years ago when the Honda dealer wouldn’t stop hounding me to buy a new Honda (when my current one was only 2-3 years old). So I went in, said, here’s the deal: You take my car, I get an identically-equipped, but newer, model of the same car (it had gone through a redesign, so it was actually…

Wait, what? The F-150 has advanced an incredible amount. Ford has been the one getting knocked for trying new things. Aluminum, turbos, V6. All of these things have been dogged on but have been incredible advancements in pickup truck technology. They’re the ones on the front edge of the technological boundary. 

Yeah, it’s nothing like the Chevy commercial you’re referencing. Way more subtle and much more about Ford than anybody else.

Get out of here with your logic and rational reasoning!

Aside from the Focus RS head gasket issues, the entire Ecoboost line has been incredibly reliable.

This is a perfect way to help people afford a million-dollar 2-bedroom house with a concrete parking pad close enough to run an extension cord for home-based charging!

SKYNET CIVIL WAR!!!!

Car & Driver Lightning Lapt PP2 lap time: 2:53.8 Camaro SS 1LE 2:54.8. Yes it will 1LE. I myself would choose the Mustang in a heartbeat. To me it looks better, sounds better and you can see out. The engine is also much more fun. The 1LE is lighter but little else.

Actually, that’s nothing compared to being accused of being a pedophile and child rapist.

I’ve seen this story play out before at different workplaces. A micro-manager thinks that no one is doing anything correctly, so they start doing everything themselves. Eventually, because no one else can do anything right, the micro-manager is overextended and misses deadlines. This causes everyone else’s work to…

The next thing you know they’ll be making their own sausages for the employee cafeteria! But they won’t be able to serve enough inside so they will set up a second cafeteria around a sausage cart in the parking lot.

Slow day huh?

Chevy did it with the new Camaro-inspired Blazer... what a time to be alive

People are getting way too emotional about this whole sedan thing. What’s really interesting is that they’re planning on doing this in Europe too.

Man... Ford’s really lost its Focus.