I had straight A’s!  Except that one D.

I’m afraid I’m going to need to measure the brim curve on the owner’s hat before I’m ready to believe the add.

A Juul in the rough?

I love this article. Thanks for the laughter. Toyota / Subaru can suck it, and the suckers that bought every special version of these cars. 

Those seats look like something from the back pages of Import Tuner circa 2002. Barf. 

What’s this? The internet demanding a virtual lynching without fact checking or information gathering? Nooooooooooooo. </sarcasm>

Maybe it’s just me, but in this kind of scenario - some dude shows up at a bar I’m in spewing racist garbage, gets kicked out and then fires a shot at the building - my next move is not going out there to have a talk with the guy when he’s attempting to drive away.

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

“Take it easy on that guy.”

Twitter sucks.

Your comment has been my second-hand impression of these cars.  What I love though is reading the comments from lifelong Nissan fans extolling the car’s reliability and build quality.  Clearly they’ve never left the Nissan corner of the world, but it’s so cute to see.

I feel like your entire comment should have the caveat “for a Nissan” at the end. It’s clear your perceptions of reality have been skewed by years of cursing Nissan engineers for making everything inaccessible without dropping the engine and paying $100 for a single ignition coil.

They might as well tint all the windows on these then sell them. That’s what is going to happen to all of them. Oh, and they should sell them with a complimentary Vaping kit.

The Q40 has barely any more rear legroom than a Focus. That makes the rear seat useless behind a tall driver. It’s 3800lbs., gets 20mpg combined, and can’t carry a family of four.

Former Infiniti G35 owner here with a strong message - fuck these cars. Here is list of the fun stuff I had to deal with during my ownership - absolute crap interior quality, particularly the paint on the plastics. Mine was black, but the paint was so thin that it scratched off to reveal the lovely grey primer…

The Infiniti bros outnumber everyone else.

This is the car of every late 20's/early 30's junior finance bro that wants a BMW but can’t afford the lease. We have enough here for a small used car lot.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

I bet they did (2) 360s and then hit the tree.

It absolutely does not happen on professional manufacturing floors. Fucking around in the slightest with forklifts gets you kicked out immediately, doing donuts is not something that happens in these kinds of settings. If you drive through a big manufacturer’s plant floor without honking enough you’ll be out of there.…