She pees in the house in the video. So much for housebroken. That house probably smells amazing.

Yeah, based on the two or three emails the guy read in that bottom video, that’s exactly what it was — “she looks like she didn’t make it home from a cocktail party last night,” not “too much skin!” I think the controversy is misplaced here.

I resent the idea that just because I’m a woman I’m obligated to like and support all other women. Some women are jerks, just like some men. I support women, and will fight tooth and nail for our equality, but on an individual level some women are awful people and I don’t have to like them.

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

All of these men are my boyfriends. They were fighting over my taco: I said whoever won could eat it. But while they were fighting I ate it myself. It was my last one. Next time I go to Taco Bell, I’ll be sure to get a 12 pack.

The name “Tits and Sass” deserves a round of applause.

Someone should remind Ben Affleck and Sarah Palin that wearing glasses doesn’t really make you smart.

People tend to notice when you appear to whip out your weiner and whizz right there on the field

He didn’t Czech himself and thus wrecked himself.

No, literally no one is. It is every single other person’s number one favoirite thing, without question.

Not federally mandated.

I’m disappointed that any human being works with him in any capacity.

Cipollini-wave.

I gotta say, that’s a lot of dedication to ball-hunting you’ve got there.

And people are focusing on what bathroom transgender people use. Pretty sure that we, as a nation, have bigger issues.

I don’t know.

If the future is still skinny jeans wake me up for the next future.

Wouldn’t this project have been more relevant 10 years ago?

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

Billy Owens