There’s always something fishy going on when women are on their cycle.

The person holding the umbrella is the sister of the king of Bhutan. I’m thinking she did it to be kind/for the photo op during the arrow shooting thing. Otherwise Kate held her own.

CARDALE JONES: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you a troll?
DARREN ROVELL: I am a reporter.
CARDALE JONES: You’re neither. You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Wait, 4,000 a game? That’s much, much higher than I’d imagined for USL. Are they among the top draws?

Who doesn’t love the look of boosted tits?

Come get me when it’s time for Wine Eleven

Just quit. Quit apologizing for being normal. It’s funny.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Let’s say, in theory, Bill Clinton secretly, in his heart, did not want Hillary to become President.

Would he be doing differently on the campaign trail?

1969 Coupe De Ville that was for sale near me for $8500, leaving a metric ton of cash for refinement and fueling.

Or to keep it weird...

I love how this 1967 Eldorado matches its setting so perfectly:

These are my two favorites!

I might be biased

No question

They want to make money? Sell a RWD manual car/ rear engine manual car/ actual for real small truck for under $13,000

I don’t know if I’d protest it. But in the spirit of Jezebel’s Would U’s, I’d certainly fuck it.

blonde dragon lady in the horrible wig

I love that his post about feminism ruining everything effectively ruined his career. That’s some pretty instant karma.

I have honestly seen more Lexus LFAs and Bugatti Veyrons in person than ELRs.