Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

I'm just going to admit it: I don't get all the Channing Tatum lust. I find him almost virtually indistinguishable from Chris Pine or one of the Hemsworths (I mean, he seems like a nice dude I just don't find him at all sexy). Is...is there something wrong with me?

Is tom Hanks slowly morphing into a big toe? He kind of looks it in that screengrab.

Since, gymnastics, unlike basketball, is a sport that requires such specialized equipment and serious coaching, the fact that the team is diverse is something to celebrate, since what it tells me is that the US is doing a good job (or better than it was before, and it seems better than other countries) at making sure…

WHO CARES, look at Benny Cumb, sitting over there, looking like a dark haired otter.

Looks like they might be...

Yeah he cleaned the whole house.

John and Kate Plus Eight Ball.

Depends how much you drink, the alcohol breastmilk content is equal to your blood alcohol content. So if your Bl/A content is 0.08 your breast milk is 0.08. Also it takes your body 30 minutes to absorb the booze so if you drink just one glass of wine while breastfeeding (and avoiding eye contact with any Mrs Lovejoy…

Pumping and dumping does not work. Breast milk contains the same levels of whatever contaminant you’re trying to dump as the bloodstream. You’ll just make more with the same contaminant. The only way to clear it is time. That’s like saying you’ll keep breathing out boozey breaths to get rid of the booze in the…

Personally, I feel like supermodels was a term given to the models of the early 90s - Christy, Naomi, Helena, Tyra, Stephanie, Cindy, etc. So, no, Kendall and Gigi are not supermodels. Seriously, though, have you seen Gigi’s walk? Go find a video of it. Then find a video of Naomi’s walk. That’s the difference between…

Sorry, but you had to be in this video or at least alive when it happened to be counted as a supermodel. I don’t make the rules!

They’re married!

I knew these two would make it!

Their high school. Their high school looks like it belongs on one of the coasts, not in downtown Dayton.

The Fridge, along with The Americans Mail Robot, and just 4 more appliances and we have a “Real Appliances of something something”

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

Classic toddler handling. Don’t tell me you’ve never done it.

Isn’t kinda disrespectful for a judge to address lawyers by their first names rather than Counselor? This is clearly not a friendly working relationship, so seems like a breach of ettiquette on his part. True, or nah?

Yet he will forever be Conner, Angel’s son, to me. Back from the hell dimension, knocking chicks up.