Did your space bar go on strike?

These quick cuts are making me anxious.

Yeah, fuck that noise. Yankee Candles ARE expensive candles, ffs.

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

So making your own decision is the non feminist choice? Fucking Christ.

Feminists make non-feminist choices every single day, though. I shave my legs and put on makeup and wear dresses and do all the laundry and the majority of the cooking. I wore white and danced with my father at my wedding. My husband proposed to me with a diamond engagement ring, and yes, I took his last name. I do…