i think that’s just ig in general. i take a lot of outdoor/landscape photos and the circle jerk mentality in that benign stuff makes my skin crawl. also the really shitty captions of feckless positivity that you usually see written on mirrors on super sales in the clearance section of home goods.

I used to have a minor anxiety attack literally every day, but I’ve since learned to flip that over into a mid-grade depression that lets me enjoy cool new hobbies like recreational sleeping and crying.

This is the best thing I have ever seen and I desperately want to find this woman’s IG account because you KNOW she’s posing on the top of some mountain in Oregon or some shit, holding a mug of cider with both hands, looking wistfully into the sunrise with some goddamn feckless inspirational garbage as the caption.…

Yeah but we really are the worst.

I just spit out my coffee. Well done.

This is wonderful and totally just changed my mood. Thank you for sharing.

No, this is creepy regardless of who* is doing it. I used to get hit on by celebs doing random shit like this a lot and it was incredibly obvious that they were pushing boundaries to see if they could push more later and/or gauge interest. It was sad, actually, because their gross actions were egged on by their…

This. So much this.

I remember him from Chicago comedy almost decades ago. Dude is the same, it was insane to watch when he literally was a nobody.

Without question. THIS should be the show.

The brother is correct. That is subsequently also Matt Damon’s best role to date.  

No, it’s a trap.

This is goddamn embarrassing.

Yeah. He was super nice to my dog and has a rep for being nice to other neighborhood dogs, so I’ve got the dude’s back. Dog people are good people.

Eww. Why would you willfully put that guy in anything?

No, I’m still mad at the news... And I’m a journalist.

No. Basset hounds are a lot smarter.

This is glorious. Thank you for writing it.

Or that they’re from Wisconsin.

This is not terrible advice. The world actually IS sexist and terrible and if you’re so tone-deaf to not figure that it won’t bow to your will, getting a job is going to be difficult.