Esports aren’t real sports, nerds!

A lot of those women saw themselves in lena and can’t grasp that they might be racist as fuck as well.

Can we please include people who call 911 with vague assumptions as a serious fucking problem that needs to be addressed. We’ve all had that neighbor. The nosy asshole with nothing better to do than stare out the window all day with “solutions” looking for problems.

I feel like Life of Brian is *universally regarded* as a better movie than Holy Grail. (I’m pretty sure Ebert thought that way). Grail probably has better bits but Life of Brian is a better movie.

Gosling, who I usually like, wasn’t very good in it and LLL was definitely the least interesting and least gripping out of all the nominations. They should have nominated Colin Farrell for The Lobster instead.

You think Trump knows that?

Jordan Horowitz is the real winner of last night’s Oscars.

I can’t believe Emma won and not Isabelle. Emma’s fine and I like her but the movie and her performance were just so...mediocre.

Right now Trump is thinking “I should really hire the CEO of PriceWaterhouseCoopers to run my national security agency.”

Hahahaha! It was actually worth staying up for!

I feel uncomfortable with a male writer on the Jezebel staff being so relentlessly bitchy about a famous woman. It seems highly inappropriate and given the reception I would think I’m not alone in this. I’d ask you to consider the context of your writing space and audience and maybe lay down the pen on woman hating…

So what exactly is the problem then? He did not assault them, he fessed up to it, and paid them. What more do you want?

Casey Affleck is not a “Predator” though. He was never accused of assaulting a woman. Rather, he was accused of saying crass and demeaning things to women who worked on a couple of his movies. He apologized and paid restitution. He did NOT touch them.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

This is so much better than the trash that’s currently ungrayed.

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

As a cat-daddy, I think you are wrong.

Counterpoint: Yes it was

The joke is supposed to be at the expense of action movies where the heroes are on a quest to save the damsel in distress. This movie is making fun of that by putting a cat in the damsel role and turning the hyper-masculine heroes into cat daddies.

@lilwillie: "What do you mean? Everyone and their mums is packing around here..."