“Might he be...46 years old? Some of those things are more fixable than others.”

I don’t know if there’s ever been a more appropriate use for this gif.

so, i’m currently undergoing cancer treatment. i’m very very lucky, in that it’s a very curable kind. that being said my coworkers do know about it, as being bald (no head/eyelash/eyebrow hair) kind of gives it away. i’ve just had 5 people ‘pop in’ to see if i’m ok because i sound and look like i’m sad crying.

Of all the things the Palins have done, the worst by far is to ruin MST3K for me:

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

Yet plenty of people with shitty parents go on to be great people. No, it’s the calcification of wealth that insulates people from consequence that makes them horrendously shitty. Or, at least, maddeningly susceptible to never learning they are actually awful. “God gave us this private jet so we could be happy! Hee…

Unfortunately, she continued: “I’m only the third woman and the first mom to ever be the White House press secretary, and yet women attack me relentlessly instead of being proud that we have more women doing those types of jobs.”

sarah believes being a woman trumps being a monster.

So right around the time I turned 20 I started to realize I was pretty sensitive to sugar and I was drinking a few sodas a day. I was 19 so you know whatever. Anyway I decided to “quit sugar” pretty much cold turkey a few weeks before my birthday. Man like Day 2 I hit a WALL and my brain just shut down and I had no…

Fuck, man. I’ve never wanted to hug someone who wrote into a WYTS before, but shit.

Well, you yourself nailed a good reason downthread: the day you are born, you are filled to the brim with fucks—I’m tired, I’m hungry, I’ve shat myself... but fucks, it turns out, are finite, and as you age, you’ll find you have fewer and fewer to give. It’s liberating.

Surely there’s a more practical way to show off an Oscar.

Eh the death penalty is barbaric, even for monsters such as this. I hope he dies after many years in a depressing solitary prison cell with only his thoughts. If anything, him killing himself is too quick of an out.

I'd bet money it’s already on their January schedule. My vote for the two guests: PFT and Jessica St. Claire. 

June is going to hate it the most. I hope they save it for a live show.

Next season on “How Did This Get Made?”

I feel like this movie is a prank that has just got very out of control. 

The thighs were my little value secret (since the wings got all jacked up) and now I have lost them too! 

Didn’t he learn his lesson about messing with DNA back when he founded Jurassic Park? 

While not a separate state, my beloved home region of Upstate NY is breathtakingly beautiful (Adirondacks, Watkins Glen, Letchworth Park) but good gracious is it a mecca of MAGA enthusiasts.