love it!!! i usually hate diamond engagements rings bc they alll look basic and boring and the same but this is super cute. modern, but classic still. 10/10 would get engaged with

“...Police responded to a home invasion at a residence on Hickory Pass near the Cherokee County line.” They arrived via stagecoach, 4 days later as the river was difficult to fjord in the rainy season. Of the 4 responding officers dispatched, 2 perished en route due to dysentery. 

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

HER NAME WAS RUBY.

I began watching Claws because I wanted to support her in her career following getting rid of this asshole...and now I love that show and everything about it. It’s perfect summer fodder!

Westworld creators swear they have an ending in mind

I’m so about alternate family situations.

I lived in a town (in the US) that didn’t have street names or house numbers. We all used PO Boxes. For those companies that won’t deliver to a PO Box, I would invent addresses.

Did a period fuck your girlfriend? Were you accosted by a semicolon in your youth?

Who the fuck touches random babies!?!?!?!?!? I have never seen a baby and thought to myself I should touch it. The people who touched your child are probably psychopaths who need to be locked up.

i think it might be from Drag Me To Hell...i think.

You cooking dinner or meth?

Chef: MY MOM

My mind goes here automatically.

This jacket does not Be Best.

If her dining there was a deliberate attempt to forment a reaction (like Pence walking out of that ballgame) then the administration which accuses victims of being crisis actors now has two instances where they themselves were the crisis actor.

Putting the morality argument aside for a moment (which I can’t imagine being on the side arguing this is moral), even from purely self-interest this is a fucking horrible idea for the US. THIS IS HOW EXTREMISTS AND TERRORISTS ARE MADE. This is ready-made anti-US propaganda. Further, many of these kids will be…

My mom’s birthday is the day before Hitler’s birthday, so it could be worse. And you wouldn’t believe the number of people who say that to her when she talks about her birthday.

Tina Belcher wins!

Your aunts sound pretty amazing!